Jesus. H. Christ.

I had one who was the Queen. She even had a crown on her business cards.

I have a Klingon dictionary on my Amazon wish list....

Jesus! How horribly irresponsible. >:(

Honestly, though. 1,500 sqft is NOT that much garden space. If it has been carefully tended until now, it's not that difficult to keep the weeds down.... I don't see that mess happening in 15 days.

Grosser than expected. :-[

How terrifying! My eyes are a weird blue/green/grey, so I can kind of choose what color I want them to be by the eye make-up I use. Purple is by far my favorite.... I'm scared to use it now.

Own that shit. I would have done more than break his fingers.

Did you end up going for the dragon spirit dance in the desert? That sounds fascinating.

Ugh. Chickens are awesome, but in an apartment? Gross.

Speaking of trying to impress with unimpressive things.... My boyfriend tried so hard to make me think that he'd been in jail when we first started dating. SO HARD. Unfortunately, this is the kind of thing that is impressive to girls around here. I had to tell him several times that jail-time is not cool, and it was…

I had a guy who asked me "to be his girlfriend" when I was like 15. We would sneak off and make out all the time, but when we were at events, he would COMPLETELY ignore me (like, he didn't even know my name ignore me) and talk to other girls. That didn't last long, obviously. It was a really weird and unhealthy…

Good God. How terrifying. I'm glad your family was able to just up and move so quickly like that.

When I was in my teens, I hung out on Star Wars message boards 24/7. I didn't have any friends in real life to speak of....

Yeah, none of it ever jumps out at me. My engagement ring was seriously the only piece in the store I liked AT ALL.

Not arguing with that.

If I couldn't get eyes to match up correctly, I'd give up and just cover one up with hair. ALL. THE. TIME.

A lot of Ukrainians speak Russian as their primary language, however.

I was thinking the legality of such claims would be linked to the scientific names, but butternut is Cucurbita moschata while pumpkin is Cucurbita maxima or Cucurbita pepo, depending on the exact variety.

I mentioned something about that in another comment. I had heard that, but wasn't sure if it was true. Not surprising at all.