I hope he doesn’t bomb at the Olympics. I predict he will explode onto the scene.

In the infamous words of Billy Ripken’s bat: Fuck You!

Now they can use the old Ballpark to detain all the Mexicans and Muslims who dare step foot in Texas.

They should be booing him on the mound. That’s where most of his problems are.

Similar to that time when the Nets accidentally sold the team to a Russian billionaire promising to “turn things around.”

The Orlando Magic have always had great success with having 2 max-level players on their team. This should be great!

“His hands are freakishly large!” - Donald Trump

Add Dwight Howard to this mix and you have “Connect 4 of the Most Unlikeable NBA Players of All Time”

Samer, you should be terminated immediately for writing a post with this headline.

Really, it should be “Steph Curry with the shot.” Chef Curry is only in charge of the sauce, boy.

Shawn Michaels approves this post.

...and here’s the same angle of crying Jordan:

“Nice list.”

He left out the part about the hypnosis that Griffin performed.

It sounds like Snyder gave Shanahan all the power, then took it back and gave it to RGIII. This guy is a real Indian giver.

And get punched by an Odor.

Binghamton Not Mahgnibs

I prefer to stereotype based on looks.

I’m watching the video and the guy hardly moves during the entire speech. Pretty amazing.

Don’t Leave Him Near Children Either.