Cuomo’s irrational confidence must have come from all those Trump interviews he’s been doing.

Agreed...hence the “hypothetically,” but the point is that your position in that stock is backed by something of value (equity in a company) however small it may be.

Well, if you buy a stock you are buying ownership in a company, so hypothetically you have some control. You don’t have that same luxury when you select Tom Brady on Draft Kings.
That being said, I love gambling and we should legalize all of it.

I mean, have you seen Kobe play lately...I kinda get it.

That tie is nearly as offensive as his failures as University president.

Nightly news anchors have been demoted for less!

The John Doe of Ireland.

It seems this employee is getting confused on her types of racism: http://genius.com/1781305

“Girls playing soccer? Being friendly with China? Who ever heard of this? It’s terrible!” - Donald Trump

OMG, like, speak English you silly Germans. No one understands you.

The real question...who is buying Nazi soldier toys for their kids?

Come on, this raccoon had one of the more pleasant sporting event viewing experiences in Philadelphia this year.

Bing bing bong bong...can’t get this beat out of my head!

That doesn’t sound like a Clippers move to just invade someone’s house and force them to re-evaluate their life decisions.

That seems like improper use of the semicolon.

Oh man, tough Luck!

The NFL does these videos, but adds cool music and takes out the weird Canadian accent guy.

Trump running for President! Aging Kobe trying to play basketball! This is the golden age of comedy!

I’m sorry, all I heard was BURGER2.