What a thug...oh wait, he’s white.

Of course a guy who just got concussed is going to say that he didn’t suffer a concussion. That’s like the #1 sign of a concussion.

I guess the only thing I can say is that I’d rather die in a tragic wingsuit accident than in a biker gang bar shootout. RIP.

Is there a good reason they used a picture of the 2005 Sixers? That team was a respectable 38-44!

They couldn’t somehow work a tank image in there?

Yes, and McDonald’s is shitty food, but a lot of people seem to enjoy it.

Domestic abuse is bad, but if you already live in Cleveland, it’s not like things are going that well to begin with.

I imagine that his post-career memoirs will be quite revealing. They are tentatively titled “Colon-oscopy: A Look Inside Bartolo Colon”

Well, according to that totally made up stat, he WAS.

Okay, I will tweet him and apologize.

Listen, he’s improved his defense...so I give him credit for no longer being the worst defensive player in the league, but I think he could be better.

Maybe the best offensive threat in the league, but certainly not the best player.

True...he does play a little defense now. I guess his -2 in the playoffs fails to impress me as much as everyone else.

What more could you want?

This explains why I haven’t heard the news of idiots taking pictures in oversized NFL helmets yet!

Canadian beer = Great.

Royals fans worst people rankings:

Yes, this is exactly why they will lose tonight. Not because they are the far inferior team.

That is a sickeningly incomplete list.

They treated it exactly like a hockey fight. Wait until they wear each other down...