I guess going out of your way not to understand things is one way to behave.

Please. No one is buying your blasé take on this. If this were your car, it’s possible that you wouldn’t mind a mechanic redlining it, but I don’t believe for a second that you’d be cool with them racing it on the street unnecessarily risking damage to your car, other cars and pedestrians while cooking your brakes in…

if carvana starts selling used teslas.......

So is 90% of what Tesla does and says, tbh.

Three different vehicles, sharing a single platform, with three completely different designs inside and out. Each of them has a completely different look and feel from their platform mate.

All that Buick is missing is a bowl of butterscotch candies.

Anything less than $2000 for an unmolested used car in good running condition is an automatic Nice Price.

I luckily bought a house and a car in 2019, because holy cow today’s market is wild. The magical money and debt gravy train is going to hit a wall eventually. Average cars at $30k and houses at $300k when they should all be a third of that just feels unsustainable. 

Let me ask you, how long is your commute these days? During the pandemic, I’d say it was probably something like 15 feet and didn’t even require the donning of pants.

Let’s say you have 100 people in the same occupation, and one of them decides to make a reality show out of it.

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.

Yeah, it’s not like Wheeler Dealers, where Edd China is a genuinely likeable, knowledgeable, professional, and Mike Brewer was just a trash used car salesman cliché.

When performance cars are outlawed only outlaws will have performance cars,

“Chief White also said these performance cars should arguably not be street legal, nor in the hands of anyone for that matter.”

“He went on to say he’d “love to see auto manufacturers take some responsibility,” regarding the misuse of performance cars”

Going fast for a few seconds is fun, but corners are more fun. 

That’s a stupid attitude. I also chose to be childless and I still give a shit about the long-term health of the planet. We still haven’t proven that life exists anywhere else in the universe so we should try to preserve this little speck.

I remember when that was one of the all time dumbest things I had ever heard, didn't realize it was just an appetizer.

If COVID-19 has taught me anything, it’s that we’re not probably fucked, we’re proper fucked.

Yeah, well. That’s an immature fucking dick move, isn’t it?