No thank you.

These are not self-driving cars. Until the driver is legally allowed to crawl in the back seat and pass out they are not self driving cars.

The thing is, I absolutely love the battery, charging, and motor tech that is in these vehicles. If you stripped a Tesla of all the bullshit ADAS-icopia and touchscreens I would…

You’re right, the rant does fall apart if you change one of the words in the quote to another word.

Saying “actually we are trying to reduce as many parts and touchpoints as possible because we can’t afford to install turn signal stalks and the buttons and levers we do have feel like dollar store plastic in our $100,000 car” doesn’t drive the hypetrain

“All input is error.”

I’m guessing he regrets the kid?

“All input is error” is the philosophy of the railway passenger. Get on, arrive at destination, get off. You don’t give commands, you only opt when to begin and when to cease using the service.

This was heart-braking. And disturbing. Over all, disturbing.

I take his words to mean all User input is error, indicating that his goal is to remove human input from all controls other than stating destinations and controlling creature comforts.

So... FUCK YOU, Elon. I actually enjoy driving and would rather not have a gaming rig in the car driving for me. 

Goddammit.

When you see me rolling up in this, you know what’s about to happen. I’m about to open the door, and saunter out in my baggy track suit wearing house shoes. I’m here to watch the local co-eds play some volleyball while I eat a concession stand corn dog.

When one of my good friends from high school finally came out to us it was an emotional thing for him and us all. After the tears and hugs and such my other friend said bluntly to break the ice “We always sorta kind of suspected but based on your terrible fashion sense we figured you were just really bad with girls”.…

He looks like a South Park caricature of himself.

Listen, Bob - if the gay people in your life haven’t stopped you from leaving the house looking like a boxcar hobo who collapsed on a Walgreen’s 4th of July display, then they’re definitely not your friends.

Agreed. What a huge cunt. Fuck him.

I feel dumber for having read this comment.

It’s a beauty, but I can’t get past the mileage. The market seems to agree since the ad has been up for 25 days. I immediately picture an unwilling seller telling their spouse that they put it up for sale, but nobody seems to want it. No dice.

Ehh. 700lbs heavier than a contemporary Miata. But with two extra cylinders, nearly double the power, nicer materials, quieter ride.

It’s entirely accurate and not misleading. Just a typo with the word “car” missing after Woman’s.

No. There’s just a missing word.