I mean, the first 2/3 of the film is pretty solid. Then you have that really bad CGI hot mess.

False equivalence, the new “literally Hitler” exclamation of this year’s SJW.

I love this take. It was a cringy but overall a minor mistake and not worth the energy put into reporting on it.

I have something to admit. I know my username is Japanese, but I’m not Japanese. I’m pretending to be Japanese, I’m a terrible person. Also, this story is a fucking nothing burger.

I’ve been following io9 for a while now. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a non-condescending or bitter post from Angrier Geek. 

She was the best part of Iron Man 2 and she’s absolutely critical in the best Marvel movie, Winter Soldier.

*Yaaaaaaawn* Yup, this story is a nothing burger.

Punching Nazis’ in comics and movies is perfectly fine because it’s assumed that they’ve committed crimes and usually they’re attacking our heroes. In real life, which I know is hard for a gizmodo reader to understand, you’re not allowed to punch people with opinions you don’t like unless they’re attacking you. I…

I remember being very young, like still in huggies, around 1989 or 90. I went over to our neighbor’s house and they were watching Empire Strikes Back. I walked in during the Battle at Hoth and I remember seeing the AT-ATs. It blew my mind. I remember asking, “what dis?” My neighbor patted my head and said, “this is…

*yawn* No one cares.

What!? A movie from one of the biggest film producers ever, released early in the country that it takes place in and it’s the highest grossing film there ever?

No, he’s comparing a woke dude having dreads as becoming a SSJ.

I mean, black dudes love Dragon Ball Z because violence and hyper-masculinity are the only traits that the black male community promotes and DBZ is the MOST violent and hyper-masculine cartoon that kids were exposed to in the 90's. Don’t get me wrong, I love DBZ as much as anyone. But when I was growing up, if I said…

Someone get that child away from that pedophile. Turn your back and he’s going to be getting her high and having a three way with her and her best friend.

I don’t get the hate for the MCU Hulk film. It’s pretty fun, the practical effects are awesome. That scene after they’ve given Blonsky the first series of super soldier serum and they’re springing their attack on the Hulk. He’s running super fast and out maneuvering the Hulk (all before being undercut by getting…

Really reaching on this one.

How many times has Avenger’s Mansion been blown up now?

Something something discrimination. Something something gentrification. Something something something..... Colonization!  

No, I could have went the rest of my life without hearing Thor talking about Jeff Goldblum’s orgy space ship. I also could have went without seeing Hulk’s ass cheeks. Hey, we get to see all of the leading men’s chests and toned abs. When do we get to see Scarlett’s tits?

I’ll be that asshole. I don’t think Hollywood films need more LGBT representation. If anything they need more Native American, Asian, Indian, Spanish, and Middle Eastern representation. I’m pretty sure that I’ve watched at least four movies this year alone about and starring LGBT people.