I wish I had a nickel for every person who’s told me that they’ll “never” have children that later on went on to have children. I’d probably have like 12 nickels.

What I think of when people talk about “anime” fighting games.

Is Grimlock in the game? He’s the only transformer I’ve ever liked.

Beast Wars... Terrible? Okay we’re fighting now.

The problem with Japanese arcades is that 3/4 of the space usually contains money sink crane machine “games” and medallion pusher games. That other 1/4 is made up of games that most people would recognize as classic “arcade” style games; fighters, shooters, DDR style dexterity games, racers, and instrument games (you…

You’re a fucking moron. Please don’t take this author’s advice..

I’m a family values conservative and I have no problem with anyone in the LBGTQ community. I support their right to date and marry and adopt and jointly file their taxes together. Do you have any other broad brush strokes to paint me with?

I don’t like Pence or Trump. They’re embarrassing and they aren’t helping with any of our problems. But this article is weak as hell. Is it weird to not eat dinner alone with another woman to avoid temptation? Sure. But I also think that it’s commendable that he wants to avoid all temptation. This man is the Vice…

I hate dungeon crawls. Bad DM trying to describe some sophisticated trap, no one gets what he’s describing, no one in the group can draw. Finally one of the players says fuck it and springs the trap out of frustration. It would probably kill everyone but the DM knows his description is shit, so he settles for the…

Huh, I just travel to my local Coco’s. Tonkatsu curry, 300 grams, level 6, add veggies, add garlic bits, add melty cheese. Any American living in Japan will know this symbol on site.

Because there is probably nothing illegal in his tax returns and the effort isn’t worth the charges you would get if you were caught stealing/soliciting someone’s, especially the president’s personal information.

Huh, I wonder where this hot take was when it was Hulkster’s dick flopping around.

We can go around in circles about privacy and all that and men are monsters. But seriously, stop sending nudes.

Currently serving servicemen. I thought it was probably Trump’s best moment since he one the damn thing.

Former Navy Nuke. 12 years aboard a number of Platforms. This guy is full of shit. As an FC/FT he wouldn’t have been around depleted uranium enough to take high level doses of radiation. 

You’re really bad at this, huh?

Well the precinct probably has some sort of security so they would at least have a lead. But I guess you expect them to magic up some fucking semen off the door, or find a muddy shoe print that leads them to the secret Nazi coven operating out of *the big twist* the interacial couple’s own basement! *Cut to a random…

“Daddy, why did that one man call that other man a nigger?”

Hey Brian, have you ever been to Anata no Warehouse in Kawasaki? That place is great, it’s themed after a 1980's Chinese city. But it has a great selection of games.

“Not so great person”. Because he doesn’t conform to your political views and has an issue with people’s hypersensitivity, he’s not a great person. You are the exact type of person he came out against.