A British comedian called Jason Manford told a story from when he was playing football (soccer) at school and another kid somehow dislocated his hip. The P.E. teacher/referee repeatedly tried shoving the leg back into its socket, without realising  one of the kid’s testicles had fallen into the gap.

Absolutely serious, I would buy Borb! for the name and label alone. Also, Pimperdiginistic the Blacksmith w/Cherry Stout.

“THIS MESSAGE IS VERY GRAMMATICALLY INCORRECT BUT ITS FROM THE HEART. BUT I THINK THERES SOMETHING SPECIAL ABOUT IMPERFECTIONS!!”

“THIS MESSAGE IS VERY GRAMMATICALLY INCORRECT BUT ITS FROM THE HEART. BUT I THINK THERES SOMETHING SPECIAL ABOUT IMPERFECTIONS!!”

But I’m not trying to go “well she had it coming” or “deserves it for x or y” but more just expressing my surprise that when the family have faced serious intrusions that basic steps like not putting our exactly where you are or making it very clear where it is and isn’t acceptable to contact them don’t appear to have…

Agreed.

The Chevy Cyst in no match for a Mitsubishi Lancer.

There’s a gargantuan difference between expecting people to take reasonable steps to improving safety after multiple incidents of serious intrusion and saying someone deserved to be slut shamed.

It’s less this specific incident but rather this has happened multiple times now with the family having to obtain restraining orders against stalkers without any appearance of a change in how open they are regarding their personal information.

lol wow the stans are out in force today

artist’s rendering of Kristen’s secret duplicate estate

I will both listen to someting else AND Hagen on their appearance and you CAN’T STOP ME

A-ca-scuse me?

A-ca-cello.

Omigod somebody please update the Mac TV Aerial screensaver to pull in these videos or copies of these videos.

Really makes me wonder what could’ve been with an Edgar Wright Ant-Man.

My vote’s always been on a submerged supervolcano, like the Yellowstone caldera. Imagine what the US would look like if that volcano did a Mt. St. Helens-style popping of the cork? We might look a lot like a shattered Valyria as well.

Thats the most... shocking... part of this whole video, to me.

Look at how much work the body mount is doing!

Jesus, I hate people. Don’t kill things because you’re scared of them. This is neither cute nor funny.