She “became deceased?” Yeah, no. She was shot and killed by the cop.

GM did it first

In 2045 the satellite map of Congo will be one giant mining pit.

Little do they know, us dirty immigrants fantasize about 8 hours of sleep and a warm bed to do it on.

Someone needs to find those horcruxes right now. I bet Ivanka is one.

I don’t really see the more fun potential of going all electric.

that second not like this was totally uncalled for, dr donna.

Everyone who spells “border” with an “a” should be in the gray until they edit. Sorry. I like your comment, but it’s driving me a little nuts.

This lady is an asshole trying to malena viral video. The agents were polite, provided her with legal authority, and behaved professionally. Glad to know this blond white lady sees herself as a modern Rosa Parks, standing up for her sad brown friends.

I don’t need federal agents to protect the guy renting my spare room.

Look, I hate the CBP as much as the next guy. But this is some hilariously classic clueless-California-white-lady shit. She appears to be at the checkpoint outside Las Cruces. I lived there for years, and I must have gone through it a hundred times. It’s sort of a fact of life that you get used to around here, and I…

Aww skate skate

Actually, he should just get a Gladiator, full stop.

No idea.

Just keep the Nitro and drive the wheels off of it and pay down your student loans.

How about keep the Nitro and start saving money.

Yeah, being corrected about something that you’re actually ignorant about ins’t mansplaining. That ins’t what mansplaining is.

I’m going to have to watch this when I get home from work. “Sexy party” isn’t exactly original, but the video for “Cool for the Summer” did the same type of thing and was hot as hell.

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