Just make them wear dorky reflective vests. Now that I’m old enough not to be affected, I don’t care what indignities children have to suffer.

But apparently I’d hit too close to home, because he turned his back to me, the back of his head literally an inch from my face.

I don’t think it’s going to happen. The union doesn’t care about high school kids. They care about dues paying members, and none of those players who have come up through this system and are nearing free agency are going to want a sudden change to where they might take less money because teams might decide to spend…

Coaches are worried that the dude is smarter than they are. They’d rather have a meathead who does what he’s told without asking why. I heard someone in sports media who had talked to front office people about Darnold and Rosen. Coach says run a play a certain way. Darnold will just do it. Rosen will ask why they do…

has anyone considered maybe working him out as a wide receiver?

I’ll be honest, if I was running a league that depended on the players continually being willing to subject their bodies to slow murder for payment that they are likely to mismanage to the point of suffering financial ruin after they retire, I’d probably want to draft those guys too.

Millennials. They just don’t get it. Their sole function in life is to please older folks, no matter what. I don’t understand what is so hard to understand about that. Just do your job. Be on time.

Right, but the story gets it all backwards. Brooklyn is the BBQ influencee, not the BBQ influencer. You’ve got a lot of people and a foodie culture and a bunch of SMOKEBOYS show up from Memphis and Texas and shit, and you end up with some good BBQ joints.

Now, I have to tell you, it’s an unbelievably complex subject. Nobody knew steel and aluminum tariffs could be so complicated.

How tall is Drew Brees?

I’m sorry L. Jackson, but please run this wheeeeel

Slightly better than the baseball one, where you’re supposed to stop trying while the other team is still trying.

You’re not wrong about that part, but was the hyping up of the moment beforehand of the moment that made it offensive. I love casual inclusion of gay characters! But to announce it to the world beforehand like you have made some daring challenge to the world order and then that’s what we are delivered? FFS.

I linked to this video already, but a Youtube critic pointed out that asking if it’s “good” representation is kind of beside the point... Real progress could be measured in having many different shades of “gay”, and that includes ambiguity, even flatness, where “a gay moment” ISN’T a big deal. What’s awful about…

IRL depiction of me thinking about the right-wing reaction to this:

After being embarrassed like this, Lonzo can’t be in the NBA anymore. He has to Bow Wowt.

This guy is a living, breathing American tragedy and I just hope he finds peace in some form before he hurts himself or anyone else.

But... did this trailer make you angry enough... to murder someone?

You don’t see a difference between debunking a magic act and pushing someone to commit murder?

I agree, this article fucking sucks