If by “news” you mean “puff piece about a guy losing weight”

I’d be upset if Wendy’s fries cause cancer and the New York Times refused to acknowledge it because Wendy’s was their sponsor. But this, who cares.

I’m in.

I didn’t see Billy saying that either Wynalda or Solo (or Martino) would have made good presidents, just that they ran as “reformers” and had some support from fans. Part of my problem with the article is that he doesn’t really say, if Cordeiro is a poor choice to implement reform, just who exactly this “iconoclastic…

I have a lengthy think piece outlined in my head about how Trump’s election and the US missing the World Cup are both death blows to the myth of American exceptionalism, how’s that?

I don’t think he’s related to Trump. And how do you know that the woman in that photo isn’t a prostitute?

Or you could, you know.... use it to pick a lottery level talent who is actually still capable ot playing basketball.

Are those the medals? They look great!

Eh. If a client can afford that kind of law firm, I don’t really feel too bad that they had to pay 50 bucks for a late night deep fried smorgasbord. It probably pales in comparison to the hourly fee they’re being charged. Lighten up my friend.

The really striking and saddening revelation from last night is the fact Steve McNair may have been the greatest quarterback of all time, but he went to his grave thinking he was a failure thanks to Jeff Fisher

“Damn it, Philly we better than this.”

I thought you were going to write, “at any Super Bowl party, you’re eventually going to get diarrhea.” I felt so seen.

Probably, but I understand why somebody might feel that way.

Seems like a pretty black and white description of what happened. Surprised there weren’t more shades of grey.

She can’t be a Patriots fan without causally dropping the R slur once in a while.

Oh fuck you.

Honestly, you have no idea what you’re looking forward to. It won’t get rid of annoying elements of the fan base, and sustained mediocrity is the worst thing to sit through because it gives just enough hope but never pays off. You would be better off being really bad.

I have a puppy that my fiance likes to dress in little sweaters and shit. She’s a small dog and she def needs them when it’s been below zero outside, but it’s gotten a little out of hand. Matching collars and sweaters and leashes.....a little holiday bowtie collar. The dog looks like a pompous asshole with that bowtie…

It’s week 16. You expect him to be able to find a group of buyers, have their finances vetted by the league, and complete a massive $2.5B transaction before next Sunday?

Tactics