Most underrated tool... is a strap wrench.

Even if you count all the murders, suicides, non-transportation accidents, and war as big gun’s fault, still pales in comparison to what Big Sugar (and Big Food) have done with their contribution to heart and circulatory disorders, digestive disorders, and diabetes with a small portion of cancer as well.

I am going to make this and call it “Pizzuffalotel”.

I found a recipe for “Salsa Joe” where you go approximately 2 to 1 (I think theirs is 1 lb to 6 oz) of ground beef to cheese, but keep all the other ingredients in, for a cheesy loose meat sandwich variant. I think it would work really well with this recipe.

This was covered last time, but the drumettes are not legs, they are just a higher up part of the wing.

I had a friend who worked at mcdonalds and would make me triple quarter pounders with cheese whenever I went by and he was working.

Hahahaha, I mean of course I know what “lean” is, but maybe you should explain to everyone else what “lean” is, in case they don’t know what it is.

The most under-addressed issue with the wall is that WALLS ARE FUCKING STUPID IN 2017. Hell, walls were stupid in 1617. Seriously, take away the xenophobia and the cost, a wall is still a stupid way to protect a border. Tunnels exist, ladders exist, explosives exist, even boats exist. All are very effective ways of…

Wait, really!?! I could have sworn Barry was like 5'8" tops. Where is the Kaepernick picture when you need it.

He’s not saying most assholes are winners, he’s saying most winners are assholes.

You have to skip season 1. I’ve heard it gets better at some point during the season, but it’s not worth it to figure out where.

What about skyline chili and st. louis style pizza?

I’m a chiefs fan, the only memorable thing about him was his wife on Hard Knocks the season the chiefs were on it.

Why the fuck did I have 2 kickers and 2 defenses?

The Giants with Eli Manning.

A girl I went to high school with REALLY hated Rudy. Her reason was that it made her grandpa look like an asshole.

Oh, he wasn’t the worst from the beginning? Then it might not be a direct comparison. My “the worst” was always a no-doubter, and became even worse if you didn’t constantly remind him how terrible he was.

I did some (way too much) thinking about your and other comments on Draper, and thought who among my own friends would be the “Draper.” Once I figured out who it was, I realized I owe Marchman and the whole Deadspin staff (except for Draper) an apology. I’m sorry and I hope that in no way did I lead Draper to a…