Gigi’s Dorothy lip sync was giving me Pearl’s Hulk Smash lip sync vibes with her arm movements.

Who?

That Statement When...you’re trying to secure the bag.

Team Jaida! She's so funny and smart and gorgeous!

HAHAHA oh man that explains so much about my lack of dance skills. 2001-2005, yo.

Your Fantasy (Ludacris + Lil’ Kim)

I’m on my final warning for “Caucasian garbage”. FB, nobly defending the majority demographic!

Papa Duck has always set unwell with me. I worked mostly with black children during the height of his show, and they loved it! Tshirts and everything. I remember thinking he’s probably shocked at how diverse his audience is considering his comments about black people. He has a daughter out of wedlock, doesn’t remember…

I think that lying about having procedures done is a very common and fucked up trend. Bella Hadid comes to mind - she vehemently denies ever having had plastic surgery/botox/fillers, yet she CLEARLY has. I think Hailey Beiber is in a similar (slightly less obvious) camp. It just seems really obvious that these people…

It isn’t anybody’s business, but it also wouldn’t be a story if Hailey and Justin didn’t keep giving it attention. No one gives a shit what Dr Nobody has to say about Hailey until both Hailey and Justin repeatedly drew giant arrows pointing to it.

Cease and desist, how people with money bully people with less money. 

Yeah, I get why the Beebs is upset, but there’s no legal grounds for his cease & desist letter. It’s also perfectly reasonable to say “here’s how a famous face has changed over the years and what surgical procedures likely achieved that.” She’s a public figure - if she didn’t want people commenting on her looks, she…

I once had to capture a loon who had landed on a road near my cottage in Ontario. Loons can’t take off from land - they can barely even walk - so this guy was in trouble. Watching him try to take off was brutal; it sounded so painful, and he was exhausting himself trying. (A conservation officer told me they sometimes …

I’ve always figured it was a matter of time before Aunt Becky made a comeback, I’m just surprised it took her this long. The type of people who are her fans (i.e., evangelicals) love to redeem and forgive terrible people.

reducing the amount owed in a friend’s child support case from $10,000 to $300

That’s possible with hydroxychloroquine, but it’s much more common with mefloquine, one of the other major malaria prophylaxis drugs.

My assumption was that he has a stake in whatever company that makes it, is mad that it’s not a viable treatment, and is now saying he’s taking it so the rubes buy it.

She doesn’t know. Her house is huge and she’s a moron, so she got lost.

I absolutely love it. I wish every restaurant would fill alternating tables with stylish yet silent mannequins. They look better than the ubiquitous slobs dining out at fancy restaurants nowadays.

I am here for heidevotees. She was lovely and sweet. She’s my favorite queen of the season in awa pretty good season. I hope Crystal or Jada take it all. Gigi...is privileged. And that might score her a win.