hush yer mouth ... you do know Betsey “Cruella” DeVos’s beloved bro Erik has been worming his way into taking private contractors (mercs) in every goddamn US military theater we’re staged. He also pitched to DipShit Donnie about pulling a coup in Venezuela just about a year back. Erik and his Blackwater crew are…

I’m not sure it’s an exaggeration to suggest that the U.S. would have lost WWII with these people around in 1942. The whole reason U.S. industry was able to overwhelm the Axis with war material was because there was massive rationing across the entire economy. Whole industries that produced discretionary goods shut…

Can you imagine of this woman lived in Britain in 1940?

Way to bury the lede! There is such a thing as to go margaritas?!?

I got into a minor pissing match with a Karen who didn’t like me going the wrong way down the aisle (my glasses were fogged and I didn’t see the signage) She snarled at me, “There are rules for a reason.” To which I replied, “They sure are, and that’s an nice mask you’re wearing”.

Meh.  He was smoking a cigarette, which pretty much invalidates his opinion on anything related to health or wellness in my book.

I was at the grocery store today and ran into an old guy coming the wrong way up the temporarily one-way aisle with his “MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN” hat. But he was wearing a mask.

Today I donated half my mask and glove stash to a family that lost two people to Covid-19 and have five people in the hospital because they caught it at the funeral.

You got to love his concern with not getting his boots muddy. 

What, are you suggesting these guys aren’t seasoned operatives?

Good God, look at that elderly TV-addicted feeb, he appears to have absolutely no idea what’s going on around him. Today he was busy violently feeb-tweeting about (surprise) TV talk show hosts, once again proving that TV is literally absolutely everything to him. Waddles has apparently decided that this whole “virus…

Jesus Fucking Christ....

Hmm, so no coverage of the bizarre “Bay of Magats” invasion of Venezuela this weekend?

♡!

Extra star for your cat named Bowie! And I love your glasses.

you can’t tell but underneath my dress I'm wearing bike shorts covered in dog hair, and just out of frame are my favorite Old Navy flip flops LOL. Represent!

We live for a busted manicure.

Lewinsky was probably getting deluged by media requests after the daughter’s Facebook post yesterday; I think the tweet was an attempt to get out front of it (as there was no way to know Tripp would pass so soon after that FB post).

This not speaking ill of the dead is horseshit but I’ll try.