Not all of us... anxiety is more powerful than love. Which is more powerful than death. And death is what I’m anxious about. So I kid because I love. Because love is a thing that can never go wrong, and I am Marie of Roumania.

My partner is an hour away so can’t even fuck is my whole pandemic

OT but I really wish Britney would stop doing her eye makeup like that...

All facial hair being equal Evans>Pine but bearded Pine beats non-bearded Evans. Bearded Evans takes them all though and it was a shame that the first scene in Endgame was him shaving that gorgeous thing off

“My favorite white Chris was always Chris Evans, best known for portraying Captain America—not because I’m a Marvel freak or anything, but because he’s... well, really hot?”

And I’ve had more than one ex that I haven’t heard from in years message me via social media, wanting to get together.

Can Brita please, please, please go home soon? Sore loser doesn’t cover it.

It seems like someone she knows. She could have had some type of relationship with the perpetrator as a friend or romantic partner. This gave him the access to her party, home, passports and why no one thought it odd she was leaving the party with him or traveling internationally with him.

They believe the word of a man who is literally in prison for trying to have her murdered. Oh, and a ton of people want him to be set free. Like fucking really...

I think I saw a tweet saying Lowe looked like a human gas station condom and I think that’s pretty fair.

Like, Doc Antle was a genuinely scary cult leader (“And his chain hasn’t been properly cleaned, so now my shirt’s ruined.”), but I think it was scarier that Lowe got anybody at all to listen to or be interested in…

Of all the gross, skeevy people in that show, Lowe skeeved me out the most.

It’s not that they hired a nanny at all, or that Lauren might be bisexual and into a unicorn situation. It was the comments about her having to be hot because “he has to look at her all day” and meanwhile he’s the most hideous piece of crap I’ve seen in some time. I’m sure he’s going to be a great father to that…

I find it pretty gross that a bunch of toxic men with a vested interest in her destruction and a bitter ex-wife make a slew of salacious, baseless allegations about her sticking her ex in a meat grinder, and people have just up and bought it wholesale that it must be the truth.

I fucking hate Jeff Lowe and his stupid headgear. Good to see Lauren “got back in the gym” after having that pesky baby - where’s that super hot nanny Jeff thought he deserved, because god forbid he be forced to have to gaze upon an unattractive female in his own home! God I fucking hate him.

Yeah, still trying to decide whether the original post is trashing Pink or the idea of privilege.  Like, yeah, it’s unfair and that’s exactly why Pink made the post (and the massive donations).  Like, this is exactly what we yell at privileged people to do.

Well, it is Katy Perry we’re talking about. (Omg that was so mean, I do not know where that came from.)

“Congrats to everyone, except for the gender reveal cake, which I imagine is quite smushed.”

There’s a joke in here about the Welsh and goats (as a stand-in for sheep), but hell if I’m going to touch it.

This is the most Welsh thing I can possibly think of: “Mr. Stuart did, apparently, call the police, who managed to herd the goats into a squad car and drive them back to the mountains.” 

Oh he has fantastic baby hair!