I like MGK. I like that corny “Til I Die” track, he’s a great guest on Ridiculousness, pretty entertaining as Tommy Lee in “The Dirt” and he was in some other stuff where he was not completely horrible.  Kinda shitty to steal David Silver’s girl, but Brian Austin Green had been outkicking his coverage for years now --…

I mean apparently Brian Austin Green has been going on dates with Courtney Stoddard, so maybe this is just a race to the bottom of rebounds.

I do like Billy Idol, saw him in concert way back in the day. I understand his appeal. MGK, not so much (sorry, in the few pictures I’ve seen of him, he’s either had Billy Idol hair or Flock of Seagulls hair).

He’s a real hot trash bag, it’s ok. Don’t feel bad.

I believe his good dating luck has everything to do with the fact that he is super hot.

Years and years ago, 30 Rock introduced me to the term “sex idiot” and that is my only explanation for the MGK and Pete Davidson relationships.

“Bargain Basement Billy Idol.” Ha! I truly hop Jez picks up this nickname.

I’m calling it the Pete Davidson Effect, because there’s no better example than Pete Davidson being engaged to Ariana Grande, then dating Kate Beckinsale.

Well, bargain basement Billy Idol has dated Kate Beckensale and and now Megan Fox, so he’s got something going on.  Something unidentifiable that reminds me that I have no idea what’s going on anymore.

Given Tesla’s quality control issues, I’m assuming this was merely an opportunity for Musk to disappoint two women at once.

I get that this is “salacious” but if Elon, Cara, or Franco was with Amber in the days after alleged assaults then any testimony is arguably important. As it can corroborate injuries or lack thereof. Franco is already on CCTV with Amber the night after the alleged phone thing.

Here’s another news item that might be of some interest:

Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly

It’s a sad trade off. I do want them to kill the moles, voles, and mice. The rabbits are unfortunate bystanders.

When I was a wee lil’ one, I lived in a small coastal town in Maine that was pretty out in the boonies. It had a deep water port though, so ships used to dock there and transfer paper pulp from the local logging for long journeys, so there was a lot of international ships.

So one day, I’m out in the yard playing, and…

I moved into a ground floor apartment with my sister in Lower Manhattan in 2016. The place was fine for two young women in their mid 20s— it had clearly been chopped up into a 2 bedroom when it used to be just one. I worked nights in restaurants, so my sister was the first person up in the morning to use the bathroom…

My murder cats keep bringing cotton tails into the house before they are dead and slaughtering them inside. Bunny parts and blood on more than one occasion.

The time my cat dropped a live mouse on my chest at 3 a.m. The mouse jumped off me and the cat followed (digging her claws into me as she did), but the mouse disappeared. After that, the cat jumped back onto the bed, obviously proud of her catch. This was in NYC (of course) when the building was undergoing major…

When I was younger, I loved walking around the house barefoot. That changed at six years old. I was playing with my sister, we chased each other, and I felt something furry under my foot, but I kept playing. Then our mother called us into the kitchen and a mouse was on its side gasping for air. To this day, I MUST…

Why the hell are there any statues of confederate traitors in the U.S. Capitol?