It will be a beautiful film, but it's still Gatsby. It will still be incredibly boring.

I used to stay up late and watch that specifically because it was one of the shows my mom wouldn't let me watch when she went through her religious phase.

Fitzy!

I'll stuff as many god damn penises in my vagina as I wish. That's what it's there for since I don't plan on having children. What else am I going to do with it? Taking basic precautions, such as birth control, isn't hurting anyone. If you don't like it, opt out. Your health insurance doesn't have to cover it. …

That's one of the main things I love about America: 24 hour pharmacies. Getting the morning after pill at 4 am is a beautiful thing.

I did a semester abroad in North Wales, and I had to get used to dressing up more than I usually do to go out. I went from jeans and cute t-shirts to dresses and heels/cute flats. When I came back, I kept getting funny looks when I went out on the town.

Go away, troll.

That'd be nice, but I just got so sad when he wound up married with kids. He's supposed to be my toy boy lover. But, seriously, he is ZOMG SEXAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

Aaron Johnson, who was just in Savages. I find him so hot, but he just turned 22. And has two children. *sigh*

My Olympian body twin is Canadian swimmer Jillian Tyler. Hmmm...

I am vocal about my switch. I get yelled at and told I'm being lied to by the liberal media and that I can't form my own thoughts anymore. I'm fairly convinced my family is going to have a Conservative Intervention for me. This whole election process and the way that the Republican party has just shifted into crazy…

It's not too old to compete, though. She'll have four more years of training and four more years of experience. She'll be fine, I think. Unless the Chinese are still trying to pass off 12 year olds as 16 year olds.

She wasn't robbed. Aly Raisman just performed better than her. Everyone has off days. It's a competition. Having the best in the world as a team mate is going to push you to want to be on that level and out perform.

I didn't watch all of it, but I DVRed it. It's sad that Jordyn Wieber isn't going to make the All Around finals, but it's also amazing that Aly Raisman is. Both of them have trained on the same level for a long time and both are absolutely deserving. One just did better than the other. It's competition. I hate…

This was poor taste, but kind of funny. P!nk probably got a kick out of it. Now I want to watch that video.

I guess I could. If I ever see him again.

I got invited to a party last night by a friend in Alexndria. I drove up there and found it was a birthday party for this friend of hers that I've never met before. Before the party, we were sitting on her balcony pre-gaming, and I showed her one of my naughty photos on my phone because it's seriously hot and I'm…

This is not a place where we judge, so...I think I'm in over my head with the harem of men I have somehow collected. It's nice getting laid regularly after a pretty long dry spell, but I am beginning to get that dirty whore feeling. I'm careful and I've let them know that I am sleeping with other people. It's just,…

My mom tried to drive when we were in Ireland. Just sitting in the front seat put me off so much. It was beyond disorienting so I have no idea how hard it was for my mom. And she even paid extra for an automatic. We wound up getting lost. Then my mom accidentally knocked the passenger side mirror off when she got…

Really?!?! If Huma Abedin had any real ties or even a vague familial affiliation to ANYTHING even remotely terrorist associated, there is no way in hell she could have received the top level security clearance she clearly has as the Secretary of State's chief of staff. Anyone serving in any government job knows…