Baby Heffalump, come live with me. So pretty!

Bo is adorable, but the traditional Portuguese Water Dog hair cut is so damn stupid. He's not actually going and rescuing people in the water, so the Obamas should just let his hair grow all over. Then he would be too cute.

I randomly scream "FENTOOOON!!!!!!" when I see dogs running around on their own. This cracks me up.

This is so not on topic, but I just want to say that I really love the nail polish in this photo.

He'd look exactly like the Duchess of Cambridge. They look more alike than Kate and Pippa.

Guess I'm gonna have to throw out my "I <3 Mike Seaver" t-shirt I bought at Hot Topic in 9th grade.

I wish this was real. They would be the only Housewives I'd watch.

Don't worry. I'm not. :-)

Phew.

The citizens of the Falklands have voted over and over again to remain British. As long as they continue to do this, Argentina has no right to them. They've been British for almost 200 years and before that they were controlled by France, I think. Argentina is only interested in them now after being pretty silent…

Am I a terrible person for hoping it's a giant failure? I really think her time has past and she needs to go away. I have no more sympathy for her.

If you can get it, Tarte is amazing. It's base is a type of Amazonian clay, so most of it is natural. I have sensitive skin that tends to get a bit oily. In the two months I've been using it, my skin has cleared up. It's full coverage the foundation I use and it's amazing. I've never had a foundation that matched…

I loved that video way too much and now I want to hang out with all of them. I know I've done goofy stuff like that with my friends before. Also, I turned into a 13 year old girl when all the guys from Big Time Rush showed up in that video. I may or may not follow them all on Twitter...That was adorable and I…

Vampires don't have to be serial killer/mouth-breathing-stalker creepy.

It'll happen. This all kind of snuck up on me. And I kind of like that it happened that way.

I finished packing to move into my first apartment on my own tonight!!!! I am so excited. I was initially overwhelmed when my room mate asked me to move out, but now that I've got everything figured out I can't wait. I've picked up thrift store furniture and my mom has been so great with helping me out with…

I'd lose a hell of a lot more than 30 pounds if I were to chop off my leg. And I must find where Christina Hendricks gets her bras from. She is my boob twin.

Yeah, love songs kind of bother me. Especially the two songs that have been mentioned. And Bruno Mars fucking ruins everything.

And also that fucking Bruno Mars song.

Sarah Palin did ruin John McCain's campaign. I knew republicans who were distraught over voting for him because of her.