Beyonce is usually the celebrity that I never read anything about. I don't like her music and I don't like Jay-Z. Never have. They're both pretty boring if you ask me. There is much more exciting stuff out there. But congratulations to them. And for that child's sake, I really hope her name is Ivy Blue.

Buzzcocks is the most amazing show. EVER. I got addicted to it living over there, and there is a lovely YouTube user who has uploaded at least the last three series. NICKFROMFULHAMAGAIN. This is strictly confidential information. He's been banned from YouTube multiple times for copyright infringement against the…

Keep the number to Poison Control accessible at all times.

Everyone in London I met was actually really very helpful. We had one incident with a rude drunk man who just kind of barrelled his way through our group, but everyone else was fairly pleasant. Everyone I met in Edinburgh was extremely helpful and lovely, as well. I try to blend in as much as possible whenever I go…

Stories like this are why Paris is probably going to be wiped off of my list when I do visit Europe again.

We wouldn't want that to happen, now would we?

He's a bit on the jowel-y side, but he just does it for me. I like his eyes quite a bit.

Kingsley has always been a word I like, which a friend and I used to describe something lush or glamorous or awesome. We were 13.

I've been rocking the K name for almost 25 years. Back off people. And quit putting unnecessary punctuation in your children's names!!!!!

It's ok. I find Brendan Coyle (Bates) strangely attractive. I'm just really hardworking and can be trusted. Nothing glamorous ever happens, but everbody loves me. lol

I got really excited about the Downton Abbey quiz. Apparently, I am Anna, head housemaid. I am pleased with this. She's one of my favorite characters. My favorite is, of course, the Dowager Countess. You can't beat Maggie Smith. EVER.

I'd totally watch a cartoon voiced by Boy George.

She had an "Old, Naked Men on Tractors" calendar when I was in high school that she kept up in our kitchen. Everybody who came over hated it, with one of my aunts kind of refusing to come into the house if she didn't take it down. My mom didn't give in. She loved her naked, old men.

I'm totally getting my mom the "Hairy Men" calendar. She'll put it up in her office. It shall be amazing.

When I was a freshman in college, one of my friends who was still in high school had an abortion. I had given her condoms and told her to be safe, but friends don't always listen. She told me and I offered to drive her anywhere she needed to go since I didn't really have any money to put towards the procedure. She…

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I grew up on PBS. This is wrong on so many levels.

I am not happy with the Les Mis casting of the younger female roles. Hugh Jackman, Russell Crowe, Sacha Baron Cohen, Helena Bonham Carter, and Eddie Redmayne are all fab. Anne Hathaway as Fantine? That makes me want to kick puppies. Amanda Seyfried as Cosette? I can see it but I'm not happy about it. Taylor…

Any excuse to google corgis on this awful day.

It took me a while to figure out why people were so angry with the banking system because all I've ever used is a credit union and they're lovely . I got my student loan and my car loan through them and my credit cards. They are also on top of anything suspicious. I tried to order a t-shirt from a British website…

Moderate right here! I usually fall smack dab in the middle of the political spectrum, and I can tell you right now that come November, I'll be voting for Obama.