Lily Allen's daughter and I share the same middle name. I like to pretend Lily is my celebrity BFF, so this makes me excited. I like the granny name, btw.

I really want to know why my friend and I were singled out from the hundred or so other women at the bar. I really hate other women sometimes because this awful catty behavior is accepted. I don't let that shit fly. I hope she catches herpes.

My New Year's Eve was almost ruined by a petty, mean girl last night. I was at a bar with my sister, brother-in-law, and a mutual friend of ours and we had a blast. It was the friend and I chilling at our table blowing bubbles (that the wait stuff had given out to all the patrons to blow at midnight) not long after…

My mother refuses to believe that someone is actually named Benedict Cumberbatch. She just laughs and tells me I'm making crap up to fuck with her. A lot of the time I do, but I'm serious about this one.

More Clive Owen in 2012.

Can we add Hans Matheson to this list? Him and Benedict Cumberbatch are very pertinent to my interests.

Bring it.

This is the epitome of win. I'd take either of them.

So...It's ok to pursue him now?

I love U2. So much. I've never seen them live because they sell out faster than I can think. I spent just about every morning of the month before their concert in the DC area this year trying to win tickets from a radio station and always failing. One day I will see them.

Something about Silvio Berlusconi just looks wrong to me. He gives off a completely creepy vibe to the point where I can't look at photos of him because I'm actually frightened. I don't know if he's had plastic surgery or something along those lines, but the man's face makes me incredibly uncomfortable and afraid. …

That's who I was referring to! I can't stand him and he makes me miss the Richmond news channels I grew up watching.

Was it the same channel, I think 7, who had the story about "drunkarexia?" God, I hate the local DC area news.

Sounds a lot like my mom. To this day, she still encourages me to look nice and professional when doing anything concerning work. Her theory is that I could be the smartest person in a room, but if I look like I rolled out of bed no one is going to take me seriously. That goes for women and men.

Seriously...What happened to plain old bras and underwear? Aren't fashion shows held to show the collection? Where are the black hipster boyshorts I know and love?!

UK Soldiers, it's a uniform. It's meant to be practical and, well, uniform. My only response to them is to get over it. If you want to be fancy, you should've joined the Navy.

Oh, that and Tom Felton seems to only pick roles that make him look like a dick.

All I got out of that movie is that I want a circus orangutan for my best friend.

I grew up in rural Virginia, an hour north of Richmond and about an hour and a half south of DC. Only poor people breastfed. My grandmother birthed 10 children and 8 lived into adulthood. Money was tight but my mother and all of her siblings were bottle fed. (Well, my grandparents did pass my mom off onto my great…

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