Not where I live! Just about every woman I know would rather die than actually breast feed. Seeing a woman breastfeeding in public would probably cause someone in my hometown to call the police and arrest her for indecent exposure. All the young mothers I know (those that had children between 16 and 28) never even…

Ok, thank you. I know essentially nothing about Texas geography and I'm ok with that. A layover in the Houston airport was more than enough of a visit.

That reminds me...I saw The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo on Christmas Eve. ***SPOILER*** The only part of the book I mentally blocked from my mind is when the cat Blomkvist has been living with is maimed. Out of all the brutal, awful things that happen in that movie, that disturbed me the most.

Isn't this where the FBI and ATF rained down hell on the Branch Davidians? That was almost twenty years ago...Although, I don't think I'd want to live anywhere that was in the least bit cult-y.

Did people learn nothing from Doctor Who's 2007 Christmas special?!?!?!

I never thought she was a virgin, either.

Iz in ur tishoos. Aggravatin ur allergeez.

My dog is the same way. He will scream at you, to the point where it sounds like he's trying to form curse words. I'm fairly certain he's told me to "F*** you!" before. The cat is fairly quiet in the tub, except for a few plaintive yowls. He gets extra scratchy and bitey, though.

Oh, you just got yourself hearted for that amazing Center Stage reference.

Yeah...I don't care. I thought I did for a second, then I decided I didn't. My iPod isn't working and that is far more distressing/interesting than anything in this Dirt Bag.

No worries. I was being totally snarky when I wrote that anyway.

It was "Faces of the Year" that they were reporting. The women who made news this year. I think the panda is a bit much, but I think listing those women is perfectly fine. They made headlines. These are the most newsworthy women of 2011, according to the BBC. They aren't saying they are the most influential women…

You mean Katie Price 2.0? I have a strange obsession with British minor celebrities (For some strange reason, I love Katie Price) and wound up googling Chantelle Houghton for hours after reading about how she had been knocked up by Jordan's leftovers. (I had no idea it was the same person that guy walked off of…

My mother wanted me to get it so terribly because she was diagnosed with HPV. This was when it was first on the market, like four or five years ago. I only got the first shot right before I left for my semester abroad, and I forgot about it after that. My mom still fusses at me. When I go for my yearly in March, I…

Is Colin Farrell going gray? If so (and it's not just my imagination from those photos), it works.

I will gladly take them both, but Colin has the look I prefer. And the accent...

I totally watched this with my brother-in-law last night. Well, I was watching and he sat down and started watching because I had control of the remote. When it was announced SamiJo had won a Supreme title, my brother-in-law goes, in his awful Lancashire accent, "That's a pizza!" Made my night. "Photo Burrito…

He's taking it all with grace and not trying to stop the aging process, even if 29 is really young (I have no clue about male pattern baldness) to lose your hair. It's admirable.

I just wasted an hour of my life reading the Wikipedia entry on R. Kelly's "Traped in the Closet." Why? Because it was mentioned in last night's Dirt Bag, too.

It dried my skin out like crazy.