Stella and a Marlboro Light sound damn good right about now. Sometimes I wish I still smoked. Almost 5 months without my little fiery buddies. The holidays are not the same without the Marlboro man.

My dad always wanted to name a dog "Damnit" but my mom would never let him. That does sound like a sweet dog, though.

I adore The Muppets.

If only Gonzo were around with a bowling ball stuck to his hand and his arm swinging constantly when you need him.

Pretty much.

Unfortunately, yes. I grew up out in the boonies where most hunters simply hunt for sport. For that buck head on the wall. Some of it would get eaten, but the rest they'd leave strung up in the woods behind my house where they'd hunt (it was never safe to play in the woods between November and February) and my…

I love pearls so freaking much. My dream engagement ring is an antique pearl ring. Pearls are the only really expensive jewlery that I'll wear.

My sister has a lovely blue topaz engagement ring, her birthstone. It's one of the prettiest engagement rings I've ever seen. I have a ring in mind, if my future fiance can't find the perfect antique pearl ring, that is a white pearl surrounded by bright blue sapphires. My favorite gem and my birthstone.

I've received jewlery once from a boyfriend and it was lab created sapphires. I was happy with them, but I still thought it was too much.

I'd rather have found out from a teacher rather than my sister. I was 7 when she showed me and my 10 year old cousin where our moms had hidden the gifts we'd asked Santa for. My aunt found this out a few weeks ago and was ready to give my sister a talkin' to for something that happened 17 years ago. It devastated…

It's crazy to think that the whole crazy, terrifying plan was so that he could kill his estranged wife and everyone would think it was totally random. He put the entire DC-Richmond corridor in fear for their lives. They couldn't even try him in the area because he wouldn't have gotten a fair trial. Fuck that guy.

I'm only 5' and I lost my virginity to an 8 incher. I hurt for days afterward and sex with him happened maybe 4 times after that. I dated a guy who was even bigger a few years ago, and while it could be enjoyable, most of the time I made such noise to cover up how much it hurt. My cervix was bruised for months…

I just wanna say thanks for the shout out to the DC Sniper, John Allen Muhammad. I've never been more afraid in my life than when that bastard and his protegee were picking people off in my mall parking lot, putting my school on lock down for weeks straight, and making it so bad that ATF agents searched the vehicle I…

If anybody reads The Chicagoland Vampires series by Chloe Neill, do you think that if they ever do film/television versions of the books (OMG! They make you forget about Twilight), Michelle Trachtenberg would make a good Merit? I can totally see it.

Kristen Stewart as Bella is like wall paper paste. The character is boring and has no personality whatsoever. Her only role is to be loved by Edward and she only gets semi-exciting when she's trying to do things to get Edward's attention. She's a horrible, horrible character and Kristen Stewart plays her exactly as…

Damn it, Taylor Swift! I have a hair appointment on Saturday and was gonna get bangs. I do not want people thinking I'm copying her. I scoured the internet for hours looking for the perfect bangs and finally found them today. Then she has to go and do this. (I need to not get my hair done back home where…

We were at international arrivals at the airport waiting for my sister's husband to come in from England, and there were a few planes from the Netherlands, Germany, and Italy coming in at the same time. My mother was convinced every man arriving was gay. No, Ma, they're European. They groom and dress nicely. They…

Oh wow...She really does.

I'm thinking London. It's an expensive city. I'll need a roomie.

Send me an invite. I can guarantee myself and at least two other people.