I'd drink it. While singing. MmmHop, doobadopbadobop.

Lucy and Madeleine were my jams. Even though they actually say my name in Yearbook. I was all about Three Car Garage. The Tin Soldier is probably my favorite song by them. Actually, you know what...I still love Hanson hardcore.

I'll do my best from up here. I'm partial to the Tidewater region, as I spent many a Summer there as a child. And weekend before last. Seriously, WTF is going on in Richmond?!

Fuck, Virginia. Just FUCK.

I started having sex after my dipshit cousin, but my sister and I kept condoms in our house for her because she was only 14 and her parents would've kicked her out when they found out about the type of people she was having sex with (And they did and she stayed with us for a while). My mom found them in my room and…

Anne Hathaway as Fantine gives me a giant rage/sad. Give someone with serious singing talent the role of Fantine. "I Dreamed a Dream" is the best song in the show and one of the saddest songs ever written. Anne Hathaway makes me cringe. I used to like her, but I just find her super annoying now. And there is no…

I first went at 19 with the intention to get birth control. I decided to go with the office my sister used. They'd been great with her whan an issue came up and she couldn't stop praising them. When I made my appointment, I specifically asked for a female doctor. I had horrible nightmares about speculums the night…

The terrible relationship was all I could focus on while reading Twilight. That and how it always points out that Bella cooks and cleans for her dad. That really irritated me, even though Charlie is the best character in the whole damn series. Things Edward does and says remind me so much of an ex who tried to…

I do that every couple months, actually.

It's been just my mom for so long, that pretty much nothing on television/movies is really awkward anymore. Pretty much all love scenes make me uncomfortable in some way, and I've watched some doozies with my mom. We usually crack jokes to make it all less weird. It becomes family time when we watch it together.

It's got Christian Bale, Ewan McGregor, Toni Collette, Jonathan Rhys Myers, and Eddie Izzard. I don't understand how more people haven't heard of it.

Yeah, no. She sounds like she's smoked a pack a day for the last 40 years. I couldn't handle that. And I hate that stupid soul patch Billy Ray has been rocking for the last 10 years or so. I just wanna rip it out.

None of my friends when I was 16 would have watched it. "This is weird" or "Ew, everybody's gay" would have been their arguments against it, so I never tried. Every time I find it on tv, I'll text my mom and let her know. She's a child of the 70's, so she thoroughly enjoys it for reasons other than Ewan's beans and…

I've been weirded out/attracted to Peter Sarsgaard since Kinsey. And I don't remember him from Skeleton Key. I saw it with a friend, but have no memory of the actual movie.

That is every stoner I've ever known. I had to school my dipshit cousin and her stoner friends one time.

Yeah, me too. The second is hands down possibly the most awesome idea ever. I think I'll go put Diamond Dogs on the old turntable.

I'd just like to say that at 5 years old, I thought Billy Ray Cyrus was the bees knees and I was gonna marry him and his mullet. I had his tape, I knew every single word to every song, I had a giant poster of him on my wall, and I cried when I found out he was coming to town and I couldn't see him because he was…

I will now have nightmares about eyebrow mites. If I pluck all my eyebrows away for fear of mites like I obsessively clean out my ears in fear of earwigs, we will have words. When the eyebrows grow back, of course. lol

Want.

My initial reaction to this video was "ZOMG, KITTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I used to work with a woman who was terrified of cats. I had my big, fat, stupid tom cat as the background on my computer and she wouldn't come near my desk. It was amusing, but understandable. I get that way around geese.