I love kitties, too, but "that little black and white sumbitch" is now on my list to become my new pet. I fell in love just watching this video.

No problem. The douchiness is worth it for the incredible evidence those guys get. And Zak is pretty.

It's there, at least the first two seasons. If you like good evidence, it's great. Just be prepared to handle lots of yelling and overzealousness. And douchiness. Lots of it.

I have no idea, but I don't think so. If he is, I probably would pretend it was fake just like I do whenever I hear any celebrity (ha!) I like is dating someone. He's meant to be dating me, he just doesn't know it yet.

I got dissed when I went on an amateur ghost hunt with Richmond Investigations of the Paranormal because I said I liked Ghost Adventures. The fellow amateur I was talking to is a follower of Paranormal State and Ryan Buehl (spelling?) and they're so obviously above the Ghost Adventures Crew. It's too much demonic…

I'd love to be married in a haunted place, but not a prison. Especially not this prison. All the ghost investigation stuff I've watched on this place is never good. It's always angry spirits. I mean...it is a prison and chances are that if you died in prison, it usually wasn't natural causes. So, while the idea…

Yes, they have. I will admit to having big love for the Ghost Adventures boys. And especially Zak Bagans. God, he annoys me, but I just want to do dirty things to him. Or just have him carry me around like a doll. He's big enough so I'd look like a doll compared to him, even though dolls terrify him.

My mom had gastric bypass back when it was still fairly new almost twenty years ago. She knows what she's talking about when it comes to this type of thing. It was only about three years ago that she got a tummy tuck to deal with her extra skin. I'm jealous of my mom's stomach because it's all of two inches thick. …

Thank you. I've also been diagnosed with some medical issues that will clear up if I lose weight, and I've just been ignoring everything because it's too much to take in and I don't want to have to deal with it. I can't run forever.

I hate all physical activity, essentially. I'm not lazy, I just don't like playing games or running or hiking. I don't get the point of any of it.

That's what I would like. But I'm in the US, so seeing both a dietician and a psychologist would drain my funds with just the co-pays. I'd like that more than any type of surgery or weird supplements. I've tried just about everything at this point, including seeing a dietician in the past and my mom paid for it,…

Eeeewwwww. I was just worried about the excess skin, but that'll give me nightmares.

Stupid videos... >:-l It's "Smile" by Lily Allen.

I need to lose weight. When my fat jeans are too little (granted I am bloated and all period-y right now), it's time to do something. I just wish it didn't involve the gym and dieting. My mom keeps suggesting I see if insurance will cover the lap band procedure. I don't think I'm heavy enough for it, but she seems…

This is the song for you, then. It's a great one!

All of the Renesmees make me weep for humanity. I did like the name Esmee before Twilight, but I won't burden my future daughter with that now. My cousin has a friend who named her son Cullen. I've been told that I'm never allowed to meet this friend because I would do nothing but make fun of her.

If it's true about Lily Allen, many congratulations to her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She has been absent from my Twitter feed for a few days now. I'm so happy for her. :-D

Cher is a goddess.

I panicked. And I had been drinking. Neither is really an excuse, but I just had no idea what to do. I didn't want to offend him because at this point, I still wanted to keep up our friendship.

I know!!!! I can definitely understand why he hasn't had a girlfriend in about three years.