JEFF died on the way back to his home planet.

I only need to know one thing: how much (if at all) better is it than Black Widow? Because I found that film to be a severe disappointment, and I don’t want to go to the theatre for such a mediocre offering again just yet.

Bummer. 14 years is way past the statute of limitations in my head.

What annoys me is that it’s called an acclaimed “graphic novel.” Yeah, that’s not what those words mean. It was a comic, collected in various trades and other bindings, not a single volume telling the whole story in words and pictures.

One would think after 13 years of Marvel dominance, people wouldn’t be squeamish…

I think Bantaro is suggesting that this proves it’s not a normal disease, which can also be proven by the fact that all “mankind” dies at the exact same minute.

The SNL skit about Jim Morrison’s new band in Heaven has the line “But offstage, things were falling apart... (‘But offstage, things were falling apart’ is a registered trademark of Behind The Music)”

It’s funny how many people are saying variations of, “Well, it’s their game, they can do what they want.” But if you paid for it, played it, and have it on your computer, it’s in many respects your game too. They reached into everyone’s computers and changed the game they’d already had for years without a question or…

I both 1) disagree, and 2) am surprised an article like this exists. I’ve been on the cusp of buying a Switch because I’d like a handheld gaming device, but there are only a small handful of Nintendo exclusives I’d like to play (like BOTW). As soon as the Steam Deck was announced, my enthusiasm for the Switch took a…

Beat me to it.

For sure, “You suck for not being able to beat this hard game” is a turd statement.

But half of this article (the whole “scared little boys are threatened by me” part) is pretty unnecessarily turdy itself.

I mean,

Me before reading the article: Ach, it’s probably going to be something so innocuous that doesn’t need to change...

Me after reading the first paragraph: Oh... yeah... I can see the logic in changing that... and laud it...

Slammed the star so fast...

(Seriously, I’d take a couple hundred bucks a month just to be in charge of bringing my English major to bear on the egregious run-ons and GUM mistakes this site showcases daily.)

I bought the game earlier this year after hearing so much hype about it. I dislike the gameplay (lotta deaths feel super cheap to me) but I wanted to experience the story first-hand. I’m about halfway through and... I don’t get it. Every few hours, a Spartan pulls a heroic sacrifice to move the plot forward, or gets…

Here’s my five-minute take: It’s a trilogy.

Part 1: From Eden Prime (with makybe some Shepard backstory like Akuze sprinkled in as flashbacks) through the end of the Citedal sequence and him becoming a Spectre.

Part 2: Getting Liara, Noveria, and sacrificing Kaiden on Virmire. Becomes a very “end of ESB” movie then.

Part…

No kidding. I imagine it’s like

People on io9: OF COURSE you have to reciprocate, love your woman, worship your goddess!

People on io9 when Zack Snyder agrees with them: Ew yuck no gross why stop

Seems difficult to drum up interest for a slasher movie about trying to kill the boogeyman when you know there will be another movie with same boogeyman...

Of course, they could be really subversive and kill him here, having a different plot for part 3, but that’d be a letdown of a different kind for me.

Ah well,…

I can’t imagine any LGBT person who doesn’t want conservatives to think “all LGBT people think only about sex all the time” is going to be happy to see this. Not after “Twink” offers a status update on his butthole...

Lessee here...

We’re a couple weeks from the 10-year anniversary of the last book, A Dance with Dragons, which is also the longest at 414,788 words (at least according to one count).

If the next book were a generous 10% bigger, it’d be about 456,000 words. You could write 45,600 words a year, or 3800 words a month, or…

The word “complaining” doesn’t mean “saying something I wouldn’t say.”

The past week or so on this site has been a relative barrage of content surrounding the idea that LGBT+ are under assault from... guys who donate nominal sums to the wrong politicians, old video games that offer exactly the desired choices early enough, and actors who get tired of hearing “That look you and he shared…