Hey Bob, I've been looking everywhere for a gif of a Star Trek helmsman's head blowing up with the caption "Gonna hafta deal with it." If you have it could you put it on here?

Weird question, I know, but I never tried to DM people on here and I don't think we can.

This seems like the Gawker site best suited for this question:

These are all interesting facts, but aren't you going to tell us the really cool facts like how many liquefied N64's it would take to fill a swimming pool?

His podcast is a lot of fun to listen to, but yeah, this doesn't seem to warrant a show. Which kinda sucks, because he comes off as a very nice guy.

His podcast is "You Made It Weird," and he interviews comedians about comedy, relationships, and God. Pretty interesting to me.

The one my Algebra teacher used us was called "Black Magic," where items either were magical or weren't, and the distinguishing feature was whether they were identified after choosing something black. A black eraser could be chosen twice in a row and go from non-magical to magical.

Those religious people who believe in miracles certainly follow it. :P

Nothing could be as bad as COD 3, right? Played it once and threw it out of my Xbox, and it never went back in.

Interesting. For some reason, this week has seen a rise in the number of bad memories that pop into my head when I'm working, and if I'm alone, I annoy myself by blurting out "Doesn't bother me," or my indiosyncratic onomatopoeia of a hiss.

What does seeing the word "human" trigger in your OCD?

Please stop promoting these videos.

Oh man. There's nothing quite as obnoxious as a Nice GuyTM (as opposed to a good guy) who not only pointedly doesn't get the hint, but is also being careful not to actually make a move.

"And this one time, at band camp, I stuck a trumpet up my ass and farted into it."

And because people like Anita Sarkeesian would point out the violence the character would inevitably be placed around and make a "violence against women" claim. She contributed to some feminist site I wound up on once, and another video there was a series of clips of all the violence committed against women in the TV…

Carl Sagan has achieved the dubiously-enviable position of having his words be glorified far past their merit, like Bill Hicks. What part of this was supposed to make me emotional? Dude likes space. The end.

It's worth knowing, whether it pertains to South Korea's plastic surgery "epidemic" at all, how much plastic surgery is happening in the country where the writer and website are based.

Read Homage to Catalonia. It's the fourth best book by the greatest writer of the English language.

Just so I'm clear, is what's in the Humble Bundle everything I need to play DayZ with everyone else? Is the standalone game on a different set of servers?

Never knew Seth Killian had a Tanden Engine in his stomach.

Ach, that's annoying. The reason gamers are sedentary is because consoles and controllers have forced them to be, not the other way around. Look at how well the Wii did. I really wish the owner of the company had brought in research that talked about all the people who lost significant weight durin the Dance Dance…

That doesn't clarify.