maybe becuz no1 wants to pay 4 ur oscar de la rentals LOL (╯◕_◕)╯

Don't forget our state senator, Tommy Tomlinson!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tommy_Tom…

I'm gonna be that person and say.....I don't like this. I care less about the fact that he made her wear that stuff (which, just within their family, could actually be funny and effective) and more about the fact that he humiliated her in front of 250,000 people (and counting). 10 years old is old enough to start…

I think this needs to replace the story in the original post because OMG that is amazing. Also, don't know if you've just perfected that story from telling it a million times, but that was well told.

I bet that neighbor woke up the next day, saw that towel, and thought WHAT IN THE FUCK??????!!!! OR his dog brought it inside and got your liquids all over the place. One time, my friend got super drunk, puked all over the bathroom and passed out. Later, he woke up on the bathroom floor where he'd been all night, only…

we bought that. My husband has an angry stomach and destroys our bathroom on the regular. It works fairly well. For your run of the mill poop, it's fine. Should you ignore your doctor, your wife, and basic decency and eat Taco Bell and beer and say some chips and dip, it's not gonna save you.

I'm not a fan of that act. Except in porn. Many of us homos only do that on special occasions. Like when your man won't stop whining about how long it's been since you let him wreck your dainty little love chute. I can honestly live without the whole thing, although tongue-anal is fantastic...to receive. But only…

My life long quest is over. For I have found my Goddess.

I am treated to commercials for Poo Pourri literally (yes, I said literally!) every time I want to watch a video on Jezebel. Based on these comments, it seems like the product would be extremely popular-

Tealight and matches? This stuff comes in purse size for exactly this occasion. It also works really well. I present to you: Poo Pourri...

I'm in the unique position of not cringing one bit at this. Because as of yet I haven't heard a poop-related hookup story worse than my own.

welp, this just taught me that I have way fewer hangups about poop than your average person. I ... don't know what that says about me.

But I suggest carrying a tealight and matches in your purse / bag / pocket at all times for poopergencies. Lighting and then snuffing a match REALLY helps.

I see what you did there. <3

My husband already has a 3D printer and biotechnology degree. WE'RE GONNA BE RIIICH.

I love me some milk. Absolutely love. I drink it with everything. Everything. So if they come with an (affordable) way to manufacture the stuff without the ecological and environmental impacts of industrialized agriculture, well, that's fine by me.

I love how the article about synthetic milk has an ad for shitty non-dairy creamer. Pretty much perfect.

I don't know, but I'm clearing off counter space for it right now.

How long do you suppose until synthetic foods and 3D printers merge to the point where we go full Jetson?

Hey cool! One of these guys was my best friend's college roommate. He's a good dude! And he graduated from college in 2013, so aren't we all doing awesome at life compared to him...

1) Muufri is an absolutely genius, HILARIOUS name. Wait, they are doing a pun on "moo-free," aren't they? If not, that's some serious serendipity. And aliteration. And also assonance now, jesus, wtf.