No, I get what you mean, there. Waving is in degrees. Honestly, while you may be cool with waiting around, almost every other customer is not. While that sucks, and you're clearly more awesome than they are, the reality as a server is that you just want to do whatever you can to maximize your tips.

Yeh, I'd rather someone politely say "Excuse me." as I'm passing. As long as you're not yelling it or being a sassy asshole about it, it's perfectly fine, especially when it's busy. I

As a server, I have to disagree here. Eye contact and nodding can often make it impossible to get a server's attention when you need something, because they don't always notice, and then I would look like the asshole because I didn't get them the thing they needed. I have never, ever minded waving or a polite "excuse…

Is the weather nice in the 1950s?

As far as I can tell, he only commented once on here. He won't be able to comment on Kitchenette again, and if he creates another account to do so, I'll ban that, too. I take time to prune my comment sections (including dismissing the people accusing the above stories of being ableist, because that's the new word we…

I don't know why but anything other than just making eye contact or nodding pisses me the fuck off. Don't wave, don't yell "excuse me", and for the love of god do not tap them when they are passing you!
On our first date WomBear tapped our server on the shoulder to get his attention and I just about walked out then. …

Le sigh. Citation please. I know you're an established troll and all, but I really expect better.

Sounds like someone didn't actually read the blog post....

I once met a dude from Boston at a music festival who, after sharing a joint with me and my friends and learning we were from Canada, said "Canadian girls are the tits!"

Yes we are, friend. Yes we are.

Ya mean like the customers that confuse the dressing room with a bathroom stall? Yeah, those people are AWESOME.

This guy fits into the same category as people who snap their fingers to try to get the server's attention; just, fuck you, guy. I mean, goddamn.

Just banned and dismissed the comment I saw; going to go looking for any more.

Ahh Uber, can you please dismiss (and ban, if you have the power) the guy posting photos of graphic violence?

ALL OF YOU FUCKING CANADIAN GIRLS ARE THE SAME, STUCK UP BITCHES

Can I find The Shack online? sounds like fun stuff to giggle & snort at.

Usually when I order chinese, I order enough for multiple meals, because I like leftovers. But I always feel bad about myself when I see how many forks and fortune cookies they include. Sometimes I yell upstairs to a fake person that "the food is here" so that the delivery person doesn't know it's all for me.

In high school, I worked at a cafe/small restaurant as a server. There would be a mix of people who came for meals and needed a proper server, and people who would hang around for a while with a coffee who I'd mostly leave alone. One day I has a pile of people on the patio eating lunch so I was walking past people…

I used to work in a Borders book store. Apparently there was a concerted effort by a number of local churches to convert the staff at bookstores, figuring we would then recommend christian literature to our customers and convert them. It was incredibly easy to spot these types because they would always bring the…

I once had a woman corner me when I was working in retail to tell me that I needed God in my life. It was seriously so awkward that I faked getting a phone call (my cell phone was in my pocket). My manager saw this and was obviously like "WTF are you doing taking a call on the sales floor?". When I told her what was…