This is a truly amazing story.

I lol-ed at Avon being referring to as Cover Girl's competition. Hahaha.

"fixed that for you", or, "that isn't really cheese". Google is your friend with acronyms, I had to look it up too! :)

That sounds like a match made in a rom com!

Just make you sure you say it in ALL CAPS.

If you use it for 'kid pix', I think you are a different demographic than this woman. :) It does seem like people with kids get over Facebook pretty fast, but for single people in their 20s it's a key way to keep in touch with people.

I see why a lot of people think that means CRAZYPANTS, but actually, a lot of people in online dating make up who they are, and a Facebook profile is a really easy way to find out if a person actually has friends and not too weird and is the person they say they are. And, you know, not married. Three photos on OKCupid…

Shh, no one tell her that OKCupid totally lies about the match percentage to experiment on people.

I really hope they were house sitting for a friend.

This makes more sense! I was trying to figure out how blocking that tube could actually be healthy, and also how semen without sperm can get through (as I did find out it does). Thanks!

I was wrong, there is still semen!

I'm trying to figure this out, though - it says that the sperm is actually physically blocked. So... do they ejaculate? If not, it would be possible to fake it, but not very easy.

What?! That is crazy!

Haahahahahaha *tears*

I like it! It always ups the fanciness of a discussion. And the severity of your anger, due to said fanciness.

Oh no, please don't start the archery thing again, I think we got enough of the "Do you even bow hunt?!" guy for a lifetime!!

Or it can be an easy hookup site for people who like each other's profiles, y'know? If everyone's just chill and respectful they can find what they're looking for - assuming any person you message with interest must fuck you is freaky.

Men like this make us wonder the same. Sigh.

Dtf everyone? Um, no? I'm pretty sure you're allowed to have standards and make choices even on an app based on finding casual sex without being a "fucking stupid bitch". Holy crap. Is that you, finance guy? Don't worry, you might find some tips in here.

Yeees, parents single-handedly invented male entitlement. :/