I figured! Her eyes really pop in this one. Thanks!

She has RED mascara!

I don't think so? Unless they don't offer the warranty (there's a 1 year warranty off of the site). I don't think you'd need it, though.

Absolutely. Male sex toys (and blow up dolls, and things like that) are only ever represented as jokes in our media. Because it is stigmatized and shameful for men to use aids, but women are allowed to, because... whatever?

Sigh. You are really committed to your point, aren't you? Have fun. Done with you.

It's probably MY vibrator.

No lie. I bought it because I was in a really unhealthy fuck-buddy relationship. The day I got this in the mail I DUMPED HIS ASS TO THE CURB!

They can, but if they hate on Doug because he is a man, but don't hate on other male writers, you have no actual proof that that's why they're hating on him.

Pay me in VIBRATORS!

Like too long, or too thick?! The length is a bit longer than I am familiar with, but I find it much slimmer than my familiar penii. Which I like, because when I'm alone I, uh, don't need as much... girth. I also love where the width is. So you get it in useful places, but it slims down in a cool way. Definitely a…

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1) I don't know how often you're here, but MoGlo gets continuously slammed. I came over here specifically because there is an article elsewhere about her being ridiculously awful, again. Seriously? Calm down. You know nothing, Jon Snow. MoGlo dismisses comments (usually, she is distinctly absent here), Doug doesn't.…

I'm sure your participation is appreciated. There are some topics (generally few) that men should probably sit back on and allow women to speak first (if, for example, we're talking about firsthand experiences of street harassment) unless the comment is to offer sympathy or something like that. A male voice saying "I…

YES. I have had it for over three years now, and it has only just started to lose its charge and intensity (like, it is only great for one session and I plug it in again now, before it would be good for 4 or more before you notice it's losing energy). It has a zillion settings and plenty of uses, and the shape is…

I do the same thing!! I get so torn when people I like are disagreeing online (I am usually on GroupThink), it's like trying to agree with Mommy and Daddy at the same time when they're fighting. JUST STOP FIGHTING YOU GUISE!

Oh yes, tell me again about that awful reception Mark Shrayber got when he first appeared?

I HAVE THIS VIBRATOR

For sure, I just was responding to the idea that this could be sarcasm/on purpose/satire. She will probably come back with that, something like "no no, that's what other people think about men who use sex toys!", and I was just saying that even that itself is a great test for prejudice. i.e. that is not an excuse,…

Ah, the brutality of internet commenters. They (we?) love to choose one phrase (or even one word) and pile the fuck on. FWIW, I get that "I get where you're coming from, but" is often a technique used to be more polite about feedback, rather than actually saying "yes, I fully agree".

This doesn't seem to be a common concern, in light of the "lonely fucks" and chairsniffers comments, but I am amazed that you think no Jezebel readers have penises.