That's the point. Satire?

But see, that's good! You already take it seriously. And then you find problems that don't fit into the definitions of harassment and sexual harassment, and you're good to go.

The only actual issue with this is the requirement for the university to do something before the investigation is complete. McCain might have a point there about 'due process', no? Am I missing something?

My god, this is horrible! I'm so sorry you had to go through this!

But if it bothered them enough to complain to administration about it, is it really not worth investigating?

Thank you! :)

You must have missed the one about how a woman with a pint in her hand is gross.

Okay, good to know! Nah, I don't think this is offensive at all, but didn't really want to put my opinion in there either way - I'm not informed or related enough to this issue to have my offended-ness (or lack thereof) really matter. Just sharing why I thought it was posted here.

Are you a plant? You're a Dove plant, aren't you. Cause...

Haha, no need for the sorry - this is a pretty graphic conversation already!

Gluten issues are highly dependent on the person. Many people have gluten allergies and sensitivities that aren't diagnosed, hence cutting it out will help with things like this. Many other people don't have these problems and just make life more difficult for themselves (i.e. one of my sisters) with literally no…

Agreed. The only man I've known who used concealer (and that was very light) is gay, so I can't usually use him as an example to convince my straight friends it's okay.

Well, maybe it depends on how it's approached - because when you described screaming, cheering white people, that seemed offensive and disrespectful to me. But when emmabrocker2 described a "solemn march along the path that represents the many forgotten injustices", that sounds respectful and wonderful.

Ah, the forced modesty. IME, the 'forced modesty' doesn't come out so much with actual avoidance of cameras, but making a silly face or striking a goofy pose to show that you aren't trying to be pretty - you're just accidentally pretty. My sisters both have a knack for that one... and they totally practice in the…

Agreed! I feel like this article got it half-right - there isn't anything wrong with us for not wanting to be photographed, but a lot of that (for many women, not all) really is about us not feeling beautiful or looking so great captured on film in uncontrolled conditions.

Thank you! I'm totally not bashing the original article I was referring to (apparently yours - it made a lot of sense and was informative for me). Just figured that this one is probably drawing on that one - the only way I could see the "did that just happen?" making sense.

This is even worse than a fauxpology - "no offence but ... your sex life clearly sucks"? Yikes! I don't really get the logic here - if I was used to my mate losing interest after 20 seconds, the condom problem wouldn't really stick out, then, would it?

I dated mostly circumcised men (by coincidence, not discrimination!) who claimed the lack of sensation as a problem with condoms, and then they associated condoms with no fun, so even those that didn't have a touch of ED lost interest when the condom came out. But to be fair, a lot of men have a bit of ED when there's…

Both! When I was 21, my boyfriend was 10 years older than me (we dated until he was almost 33). Also happened when I was 17 trying to have sex for the first time, and for lots of ages in the middle.

Thank you. I didn't know that it was unsolicited until the OP's comment - so I fully agree with you!