The detective has arrived.

Huh, so that's the future of gaming. I guess it was fun while it lasted.

EVERYONE NEEDS TO LEAVE THEM ALONE! GOOGLE TRANSLATE KIND OF SUCKED BACK IN THOSE DAYS, OKAY?!

ἄνδρα μοι ἔννεπε, μοῦσα, πολύτροπον, ὃς μάλα πολλὰ

You can't tell me how to play Digimon.

NOW YOU TELL ME! DAAAAMN.

Still doesn't beat Shawn Marion's "Matrix" tattoo, which actually translated to - "Demon Bird Mothballs".

Heatmiser! or, "The demon that murders cold weather"

Hey kiddo. Fellow Greek here. Your comment is the type of shit that makes all Greeks look like ignorant morons to the rest of the world. Remember how Greece used to be the land of great philosophers and warriors? Let's aspire to that rather than calling people we disagree with "Turkish". You can talk about how great…

Cold weather murder demon:

Agreed! I got it from a Google image search for "Ice demon," but apparently it comes from a website of desktop backgrounds. Too bad, this guy would make a suitably epic video game villain.

I just saw the trailer for the one I mentioned and thought "Minecraft"?

He should have just gotten this guy on his arm.

Lord of the Rings

Cold weather murder demon actually sounds pretty cool.

Looks like a great exercise! Too bad I get dizzy and feel sick at the blink of an eye.

In his defence:

I guess that's because Chinese would never step on the floor with bare feet.