Ask why past relationships ended. If they're still bitter or angry or have loads of bad things to say about their ex/s dig further. I say this because I have never had any reason to badmouth any ex, even when the breakup hurt. I knew they were generally good guys. When I divorced my husband it was due to discovering…

and he said recovered, instead of recovering. which is like, triple the douche.

I remember reading an interview with John Mayer (I think it was from Rolling Stone, but earlier than the one quoted in the article) where he talked about wanting a wife who would be understanding about his life on the road and would make hot dogs to take to their kids' Little League games or some shit like that... It…

Seriously. I love it when people move on to Pretentious Level Humbleness.

All these years of him trying to shock and awe us. And all it would have taken was a smile.

Adultosaur has become the e.e.cummings of Jez.

AKA The Likability Project. She probably has a vision board and everything.

How many fucking women have to come forward? 50? 100? 1000? What the ever living fuck.

Gallows humor as told by the executioner.

Here's to you, guy who called him out and got kicked. Mad cheers to that guy.

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS

Here, Bill. Have some more rope to hang yourself with.

I find there's a high degree of overlap between people who think the flu shot is bullshit and people who have never gotten the flu before. Because once you've gone through that 2 weeks of hell, you will be begging for that shot like a heroin addict in withdrawal.

I think the point is mostly that it's not about you. I, like you, very rarely get sick. But because I rarely get sick, I often take a while to recognize anything serious when I do get it. If I did happen to get the flu, I could be walking around, taking public transit, using the gym, etc., without even knowing I…

I do raise my eyebrows at "that shouldn't detract from the good he's done" but that argument can be applied to many people a lot of different ways.

Oy. Oyyyyyyy. So, the most charitable reading I can come up with for, ""Forget these women." is "Leaving aside the women making the accusations for the moment while I make this other point." Which is still pretty damn terrible.

She could totally say "that's not my experience of this man. He has always been good to me and my loved ones." Full stop.

Forget these women! Like we have! For THIRTY FUCKING YEARS.

Dear Phylicia,

The criticism of Keshia Knight Pulliam bothers me. It's obvious she knows nothing about his alleged crimes anymore than the rest of us do but a weight of expectation is being rested on her, and the rest of her female cast-mates.