This is what happens when your career isn't the result of years of passion and hard work in an art that you've immersed yourself in but instead, comes from some suit(s) sitting in an all-staff meeting and saying "Hey! You know what would REALLY sell? An attractive white girl rapper!"

I think there is something about arrogant male chefs with filthy mouths.

Luckily right now I have a very empathetic man. But in the past it has been what you just said, or I would have to make consequences that effect them. *Which is not AT ALLLLL like trying to have a relationship with a child.*

I can attest to this. Whenever men have been most moved by my requests in a relationship, it's generally because I made them feel like a bad boyfriend/bad person for not being able to understand why what they did hurt my feelings not because they saw it hurt my feelings and naturally reacted to stop that from…

It is not that men are unemotional or uncaring, since they are quite strongly affected by what happens to themselves, but they simply are not very emotional when it comes to the feelings of their partner

"It is possible that men are probably more affected by their own roles and image as partners, than by the actual feelings of their partner," said Professor Frijters.

Thank god she didn't defend freedom of speech and women's rights, while looking ugly. I HATE that.

• "Like climbers attempting mount Everest, a bevy of beautiful women threw themselves at the unattainable – and failed." [Barbara lists all his old girlfriends, set to dramatic climbing music]

Nothing can make you irritable quite like being two kids into a marriage and realizing your partner is a clueless idiot who expects you to be flawless for him all the time and won't pull his weight in taking care of the family.

Copper IUD. Insist on it. "Oh but have you heard of Mirena?" No. If chicken don't need the hormones then neither do I. Hmph.

"I keep them on my work table to inspire me and restore my cheer when I am low."

Someone needs to get that child out of the house. She does not look like she's being well taken care of. The family has fallen apart. And...I was a chubby kid who became a fat adult, and I'm not trying to either fat shame nor pick on her, but she has gone from chubby to obese since Honey Boo Boo has been on the air.…

I still remember all the lyrics. It's a fucking classic.

Were you a pop superstar with a hit record at 17? I thought not. Perhaps for Lorde her teen years will turn out to be her peak years, and it may well all be downhill for her after this. For most of us things get better after our teens, and even better after our twenties.

That photo needs a milk moustache

I knew God would be a douchebag.