I remember at the end of my shift of waiting tables, my boss would take away some of my pay if the customers tipped too muc-OH WAIT, that didn’t happen because that would be fucking bullshit.

I fart, A LOT. Pretty sure my pants will need a hosing out more frequently than most.

Not an official Marvel short, but absolutely chock-full of fan service...

I want Nathan Fillion to show up in this eventually, but what I really want is Nathan Fillion showing up as part of a S.H.I.E.L.D./Castle crossover.

come on no *SNAP*or *KRK* sound effect?

I used to think there was no song I hated more than "Believe" by Cher. Then you reminded me that "No Handlebars" existed. It is the worst song ever recorded. Worse than "Miss New Booty," worse than "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald," worse than "Pontoon," worse than "The King of Wishful Thinking," worse, even, than…

I respect Motoko too much to watch. I will honorably avert my gaze so I don't see her shame.