And now that I've watched, why hasn't someone made a neutral density filter app for my phone yet? ;)

Before I even read the article, my answer is: "Like Heaven"

Hey, how about a "stringless" trimmer — I bought a B&D Grasshog two summers ago and it's nothing but a money pit of buying more cord for it. The mechanism for letting out the cord is either so defective or defective by design so that it's constantly throwing off inch-long pieces of plastic cord and I can go through a…

Since when is Jessica Rabbit a Disney princess? Not that I'm complaining...

Dammit, I need this for windows. I would have thought someone would have at least made a Chrome extension but I've never seen one.

In a related note, I woke up this morning (after a night of dreaming of Westeros after last night's second season opener) wondering if there were any black people anywhere in Westeros...

I dunno... I'm kinda betting they're gonna kill Red before this is over.

That's great advise unless you can't remove them. =j It seems like most of the runaways on my phone are all AT&T stock apps that I never use, yet will launch themselves every time I have to pull the battery and restart the phone. I don't want to root my phone until my service contract is up, so I just have to live…

Okay, I retract my supportive message about this from yesterday. This has become a big pain in the ass. I have to re-login every time I don't keep one of the Gawker sites alive in a tab in my browser now (Chrome.) So now it's a 3-step process every time I feel a need to comment. Is this just Gawker's way of shutting…

I'd say she was very lucky, not unlucky at all...

I am seriously tempted to start getting this book. Aside from the character changes that I think are pretty awesome, I really like the style. The banter comes across really well as banter, visually.

It's more like tomato red than true orange. Think tomato soup. So everyone will look like lunch rather than clowns.

omg, thank you for the pointers. I was currently doing about three-fourths of all that, but you threw in a few ideas that hadn't occurred. I'm currently writing my "great american post-apocalyptic novel" and minor characters are certainly popping up.

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And I'm sure in the fanfic they are having sex together, too...

Octogenarian Extraterrestrial Ninjutsu Tortoises: The Movie!

I'd like to take a moment to apologize to you and the rest of the world, on behalf of the sheeplike and often batshit crazy half of our population. Say, is there room over there for one more?

I have to say, it felt really great getting that final vindication with the big reveal I've been waiting months for. Silly Peter, you've been home the whole time. I was disappointed though that it wasn't a bigger bombshell for him — I was hoping that it would be stunning enough to throw him over the edge into being…

That man is a complete and utter f*cktard.

My take on it is that the jockeys don't hypersleep... they're in those canopic jar things and they infect a host and turn said host into itself. Or a merging of the two. The ultimate in terraforming: take over the native life forms just like you take over their territory.