Joan Summers is a literal trash fire of a writer that some of us old timers are waiting for her to get a better offer somewhere else so we never have to read her inane takes and hypocritical b.s. ever EVER again.

I’ve always hated that they called his show “Cake Boss” when all of his God damn cakes were RICE KRISPIES TREATS covered in FONDANT.

I’m a guy who visits daily for two reasons: #1 Jezebel has some if the best writing among the Gawker collection of website (or whoever owns it, I can’t keep up). #2 In some frivolous and silly way, maybe it gets me out of my male echo chamber.

This is a bogus cover story. Everyone knows he was recently bitten by a cake cricket and can now play songs by the band Cake using just his legs.

Well, doesn’t that just take the cake.

I don’t care much about Ellen as a person or a show, but the “I’m a work in progress” line from someone in their sixties and who has been doing the same job for twenty years....hope she gets that figured out soon.

In my mind, the smartest thing to do would be to nominate Merrick Garland. It feels like the only thing that wouldn’t lead to destruction.

In addition to what other commenters have said about Rob Reiner’s progressive credentials, just a week ago, he and the surviving cast of The Princess Bride (minus Fred Savage and Malcolm Storry) livestreamed a table read of the screenplay (plus a Q&A after) to raise funds for Wisconsin Democrats. So that tweet isn’t…

Thank you! Rob’s father, the late great Carl Reiner, also made it clear his fondest wish was to see Trump out of office and actively encouraged people to vote. This family has been advocating for change and justice for decades. Please Harron Walker, do your research and don’t be insulting.

Or...you know, watching ANY movie he’s ever directed. (This Is Spinal Tap; Stand by Me; A Few Good Men; The American President; When Harry Met Sally; just off the top of my head). I know she’s young, but how does someone miss those movies?

Rob is correct, she hasn’t even been buried yet, no one even sit shiva for her yet. What they are doing is completely gross and inappropriate. They are afraid to lose.

The fact that it’s a surprise to you that Rob Reiner is a liberal tells me that this the first time you’ve heard of Rob Reiner.

Merrick Garland

Regardless of the rest of the column, I heartily endorse the Sexy Meter being added to any celeb gossip posts in the future.

It is my belief that the readers of Jez are at least a decade if not two older than the writers and it creates a weird mix of James Charles/Bella Thorne with Ellen DeGeneres/Brad Pitt.

These individuals who pose as someone of another race remind me of people with Munchausens, who feign illness in order to get sympathy and attention. Likewise, these racial poseurs seem to get real gratification and validation from their assumed victimhood, volunteering information about their ever shifting racial…

I see this all the time in genealogy Facebook groups but 99% are trying to find their Cherokee great grandmother with black hair, dark eyes and high cheekbones. So many want an ancestor who walked the Trail of Tears. Their DNA shows absolutely zero native DNA. But that doesn’t deter them.

Add Garcelle’s friends.  They seemed a lot more interesting than any of the current bunch.

West coast forest dweller here. This fucking sucks. I made peace with COVID and stay-at-home, but we’re on our fifth straight week of smokey, unhealthful air, and I feel like I’m close to losing it. Oh, and we just got notified that we won’t have power for 11 hours this Friday because of the extreme fire danger.

If you checked in on friends and family living in the Northwest when protests were making the national news, maybe check in on them now too, they are probably not ok.. (I’ve had multiple conversations—online, of course, haven’t left my apartment for 9 days—about how we heard from every well-meaning aunt and college…