Ditto.  Though also a fairly accurate description of the “Wellness” industry

I’m not sure what it says about me that my brain immediately interpreted the lead picture as a hand holding a silhouette of a big pile of swirled poop.

Is the picture intended to make me think of a hand holding a pile of shit?

Your grown-ups must be proud. 

I like how Joan Summers of Jezebel is questioning a hard-working BIPOC journalist’s integrity. Your only “source” is her Instagram post? Why are there no quotes from Whitney in your piece? Did you even interview her? Give me a break. I thought we woke women were past tearing each other down.

The cover is totally stolen from Turkish Sesame Street - pose and everything.

Jezebel’s complete lack of self-awareness is ... unsurprising.

Oh Jezebel! Slow news day? Have you run out of other successful female entertainment industries types to attempt to bash so you’ve moved on to Chrissy Teigen hoping against hope that a well placed tweet will get you a scathing Teigen response which may get you some mainstream medial attention?

Seems kind of fucked up Jezebel attacked a women of color for getting a job.

“Reps for Marie Claire did not respond to Jezebel’s request for comment by publication time.”

About as much as they do anything by Joan, I’d wager.

I think it’s like “Temptation Island,” except instead of infidelity everyone is afraid to lose their protein powder sponsorship deal?

Oh thank Jezeus....I thought it was just me.

I work in fundraising and that’s exactly what happens after events. The development staff follows up with donors and we never tell anyone outside the organization if someone hasn’t paid their pledge.

Does Tyler Perry not know about Animal Crossing?? You don’t have to spend a gazillion dollars to play farmer, dude!

I bet everyone who counted her as their black friend is really pissed.

I don’t get why its weird the Cheer lady is on DWTS? Even this website enjoyed the show https://jezebel.com/netflixs-cheer-makes-me-feel-alive-1841045895

Pretty Little Liars is getting a reboot maybe??? [ET]

I wouldn’t really want to answer snarky questions at my job from someone obviously trolling me.

Good lord. What is this, Eagleton, IN? That’s not a park, that’s a country club. Those we have.