Love you. I needed a good laugh today. As usual, the biting wit never fails.

I went to Government today. I made a discrimination.

Paris Dennard, whenever this dude pops up on TV, my Fios cuts to the Emergency Broadcast System alerting me to step out the room or suffer some form of rage fit which could cause the replacement of said TV.

Give them the wall and and in return pass a version of DACA that includes the older relatives as well.

Thank you. I was mad at Schumer too, but I also remember losing two weeks of pay as a federal contractor in 2013. I didn’t get that money back when the government opened. I was lucky to have savings and a side hustle. Many people didn’t.

I get the feeling you’d see this same article somewhere out there if CHIP continued to go unfunded while Dems held out for DACA. We’d be talking about how Dems don’t give a shit about poor children of color and how our future generations are always left high and dry in favor of a political stunt. I bet it’s a draft on…

Here we go with this bullshit again.

Can’t wait for every nightly news discussion to debate if the very racist thing that just happened is, in fact, as racist as it appeared to be. Sometimes, and I mean only always, 2 + 2 = 4.

If that sounds familiar, it’s because two weeks ago, Brown became the first black man to win the Golden Globe for Best Actor in a Drama [Series].

Which has got...what to do with the people of that state?

For fucks sake.

Oh dear, well that’s it I suppose. Everything she said is null and void! The women deserved it, nothing will change, and the real villain is Oprah and not the men committing the acts! Shut it down folks.

Oh, puh-lease. This shows complete ignorance of how large law firms work. She was an associate at Davis Polk, and she got staffed on a tobacco case, probably not by choice. Do you realize how many clients she probably had at her decade there? Just like Barack and Michelle worked at Sidley Austin, a comparable firm,…

Don’t read the comments on the Kotaku version of this article, fellow Blerds. That shit will have you all the way pissed. There is the usual suspects, trying to excuse the cops actions or downplay his culpability. But one of the top comments on that article is some fool trying to say that we know the cops are trigger…

LOL. Don’t play your “woman card” to silence people and cape for penis.

My dude, there was an email she submitted as evidence, where she plainly spelled out exactly what he did and why she did not want him contacting her anymore. There are also two people who corroborated her account.

That explains the firing; I just wanted to verify my suspicions.

It’s Harold Ford, Jr of course it was a white woman!

Within an hour of Tweeden’s allegations being published, Republican Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell—who waited five full days to drop the murky “if true” qualifier when addressing the allegations against Moore—demanded a Senate Ethics Committee investigation into Franken’s behavior, saying in a statement: …

You’re trying so hard to be an edgelord, and it’s pathetic. I pity you and your sad existence.