Damn you. Now I have to start paying attention to Canoeing.

I don’t mind the delay because I just can’t bring myself to get emotionally worked up over a game delay in this generation. I did side-eye the whole “We could release this, but there would have to be a day one patch and we don’t want to screw over offline players” reasoning though. That could be true, but a simple “We…

No one has done that yet. I think we’re all holding out hope that Simone has an injury free 4 years so that she can dominate in Tokyo 2020.

So I won’t be drunkingly crying during the half-time show...

They’re going to use “I Will Be” during some sad in-game moment to make us all cry.

They have to save the references to older women for the gymnasts that are turning 20 next year.

NBC had a brief insert of Simone Manuel....and they played the clip of her talking about Michael Phelps....

She also finished #1 in the 3 events(Vault, Beam, Floor) that she will be in the event finals for. She did the same during qualifying and during the Team Finals. She’s on track for 5/5.

I was so disappointed when I realized Awkwafina was a real person and not just Jezebel referring to Aisha Tyler by her Bojack Horseman character (Serina Awkwafina).

So all of the “Broken Home/Not her real parents” coverage of Simone is going to start Thursday during the All Around, right? Need to book my ticket to Rio to slap some folks.

That probably pissed me off the most. Outside of the whole 2 per team rule, the haters tried to set it up as Laurie Hernandez vs. Gabby Douglass for All-Around, when it pretty much was a battle (thanks to qualifying rules) between her and Raismen. Biles, because she’s going to win AA, had to do bars. Kocian was…

Go easy on them. They couldn’t tell us about his husband or his impending nursing home banishment at the age of 24 so they were grasping for things.

He’s going to stop shootings at gay nightclubs by driving all the gays back into the closet.

I do the younger hot civil rights lawyer version. I’d do him hard.

I’m sure there are enough chemicals in the water that everyone will be at an equal doped up level as soon as they hit the water.

many of which implied that the DNC not only clearly supported Clinton, but that action was taken to derail Sanders’ campaign.

Honestly, if Wikileaks leaked their way to a Trump presidency and then a complete a total purge under his authoritarian regime, I’d probabl look the other way.

Eh, I’ve been fine so far soloing on my Smn. I haven’t hit a wall yet, but I’m early in. I’ll probably run with a party to finally lvl my Ninja.

Seems like it would be a rough fuck with all the rage at the convention... so maybe? It will come down to dick size, muscle mass, and how much he talks about the fuhrer and Jesus. Although, I’m a sucker for guys that moan “Oh God/Jesus” etc during (gay) sex so.... Yes, I know that I’m a terrible person.

I can’t wait to log in and try it out solo. I heard it can be a bit brutal.