Not going to lie. I saw the trailer and then really wanted to watch a Nina Simone biopic as soon as the music started.

I’d be a terrible contestant. My choice would end up being all about muscles and penis size/bulge. I wouldn’t envision a reality t.v. relationship lasting so might as well have a nice time with a hottie.

Not really unexpected (to him atleast). His campaign has been saying that he will win MA, CO, MN,VT, and OK tonight.

Elizabeth Warren is already stocking up supplies for her post Super Tuesday panic room. If Bernie doesn’t win, there are going to be some pissed off people.

I am so tired of the Rubio “Got his ass kicked” victory speeches. I mean goodness. Dude, you need to get on the board soon if you want to keep giving the victory speech.

I’m not sure if a widening delegate gap is good for Sanders. Most sites have Clinton ahead by a good 6k votes atm. Realclearpolitics.com has is at 51-47.8 with Clinton holding a lead of 6k.

Can we start a gofundme for some brave hero’s bail so that they can go punch this writer in the face?

Well, my long standing dislike of Sam Smith goes unchanged. If anything, he just seems even more unduly praised and rewarded, uninformed, and after the DLB tweet, thirsty.

This was my jam in middle school.

Sam Smith is the male Adele. The sooner we accept it, the sooner they’ll stop trying to make it happen.

My takeaway from the Oscars: Remember when we all liked Chris Rock?

Send him to me! I’ll mend his broken heart.

I actually really like the song “Work”... when it’s played on the radio and not sung live. To be fair, that’s pretty much 90% of artists to me these days, even the ones that can sing.

I laughed for about 5 minutes before he started his speech. The amount of schadenfreude at the expense of the republican party that I’m getting from this is unhealthy.

10/10. Would Bang.

How dare you stop the revolution? It is articles like these that are keeping the turnout from being as high as 2008? /s

So it’s safe to say that the person running his twitter account will not be grading papers for Bernie’s upcoming 2017-2020 stint at as a professor at a liberal arts college in Vermont.

Maybe? Idk why? I enjoyed the series immensely, but I’m kind of over it story-wise. With a good hard sale and pr push, maybe they could gin up some excitement from me, but I’m kind of over Templars, Mages, and Grey wardens and how they interact. I wish they would invest the time into a new IP.

This is just cover for his BET interview.

I watched Chris Matthews get so exasperated with the guy as he tried to defend his fairly conservative Ohio record and come off as a nice moderate.