Am I the only one that thinks that Miss. Colombia has overstayed her 15 minutes and is starting to become a loathable pity party of one?

You’re only make it more appealling.

I wonder how this is going to affect the which Aunt Viv was better debate.

Yeah, of course. The police department/campus security at my university did not have guns. The just had flashlights. If anything warranted the use of force or anyone was at a risk of being injured, they called in the local police asap. The department did afford us some comforts that the local police couldn’t. After…

There are pros and cons to university police forces. Mine had one and though they did have their fair share of problems, I’m glad that they dealt with us instead of the city’s police department. In one such case, it meant the difference between them shutting down a party peacefully as had happened multiple times or…

I. am. so. fucking. done. This is just too much fuckery for 11 am. See you tomorrow, Jezebel.

Bieber’s body is starting to work on me. Someone needs to get him addicted to cupcakes by 2017 or I might just become a belieber. Save me.

A hospital with strange medical disorders. I feel like someone needs to teach Ryan Murphy the meaning of the word restraint because I expect this to be as all over the place as AHS has become.

It’s a thing.

Oscar Isaac missed for Inside Llewyn Davis so I’m putting him on the Tilda Swinton list of people that can be fucking amazing and still consistently get ignored by the academy. Yes, Tilda won once for Michael Clayton, but then she was ignored for even better performances in the following years (We need to talk about…

How long until Tina and Amy split up indefinitely?

2016: The year when “hover”boards came out and people forgot how to fall off things.

If that’s the shortlist, maybe they should just shut it down. Remember when they tried to make Shia Labouf the next Indy? Let’s not do that another iconic Harrison Ford role before he dies.

Kirsten Dunst and Queen Latifah were robbed! but like really >.>

Being a child of the 90s, this immediately makes me think of vintage gay porn.

Bernie is 74. Hillary is definitely going to pick someone much younger than can carry the party standard after she’s defeated or term limited. Some names that have been thrown out are Julian Castro, O’Malley before he lost his damn mind, maybe Gavin Newsome. Bernie would probably do the same if he wins. The big name…

The comments are going to be on fire again tonight :)

So he’s Buster Bluth and not Jeb as we all suspected?

They should have left the baby outside and came in seperately. Couples are doomed and they sent her home to take care of the baby. I give them a year before the guy replaces her with a thirsty Celine Dion loving twink.

Right? I’m waiting for the attack ad where Sanders promises to pay for his “socialist” programs by taxing everyone. They have the debate footage. All that’s needed is some foreboding music and you have a relatively honest attack ad that’s going to sting.