No one should give a fuck about the opinions of a man who chose “Tracii Guns” as a stage name...

If you’re going to ask David Crosby a question on Twitter you should really be prepared to not like the answer.

Also if he though EVH was Meh, he’s really not going to give half a fuck about Dee Snider and Tracii Guns opinions.

A “Bacchanal” requires wine. I suggest Mad Dog 20/20 classic grape flavor given the rest of your menu choices. 

Did anyone ask DB Cooper if he was the guy?

Well, ‘baby yoda’ is a foot long.

* Voiced by Jared Fogle

I can’t wait until the 9th episode twist when we find out that “baby yoda” is an intergalactic fugitive wanted for a string of sexual assaults.

Why the fuck do dumb people always emphasize the wrong letter in a word they’re trying to extend the sound of? I’m guessing he was trying to say ‘BABYYYYYY! to emphasize his enthusiasm for his truly terrible tattoo that no self-respecting tattoo artist outside of a county jail should’ve ever given to anyone for any…

Almost.

The fact that Garmin doesn’t even get a mention on your list for the Fitness section makes me question the validity or biased nature of the list. The Fenix 3 HR is still a monster of a watch in terms of price, features, and build quality. The Garmin line is also the only series of watches that offer ANT+ capability,…

Having seen plenty of soccer in NJ, my guess is half the fans didn’t even know why they were chucking beer, they just saw someone do it and followed suit.

Fired for being too Barstool.

It's pretty telling that every time they fuck up the higher ups claim no editorial responsibility and just blame the lowest level person. Shitbags, every one of them.

“If Mackenzie Were Alive Today, I’d Like To Think She’d Be A Stoolie” - by Dave Portnoy

I dumped my Apple watch for a Garmin Fenix 5x. I hated the Apples crappy battery time.. and ultimately it was just gimmick.

Yur candidate for best all around smartwatch doesn’t work for 60-70% of the population (who have Android phones).

What kind of activity and how much definitely comes into play.

Activity choice may come into play. Apple’s products are notoriously bad at tracking cycling information, relying on third party apps like Strava and Garmin Connect for information. Sometimes this information is duplicated in Apple Health requiring manual maintenance. For the Apple Watch, Strava workouts don’t count…

Well that’s just, like, your opinion, man.

This is 100 percent incorrect.