No one should give a fuck about the opinions of a man who chose “Tracii Guns” as a stage name...

If you’re going to ask David Crosby a question on Twitter you should really be prepared to not like the answer.

Also if he though EVH was Meh, he’s really not going to give half a fuck about Dee Snider and Tracii Guns opinions.

Well, ‘baby yoda’ is a foot long.

* Voiced by Jared Fogle

I can’t wait until the 9th episode twist when we find out that “baby yoda” is an intergalactic fugitive wanted for a string of sexual assaults.

Why the fuck do dumb people always emphasize the wrong letter in a word they’re trying to extend the sound of? I’m guessing he was trying to say ‘BABYYYYYY! to emphasize his enthusiasm for his truly terrible tattoo that no self-respecting tattoo artist outside of a county jail should’ve ever given to anyone for any…

Almost.

Having seen plenty of soccer in NJ, my guess is half the fans didn’t even know why they were chucking beer, they just saw someone do it and followed suit.

Fired for being too Barstool.

It's pretty telling that every time they fuck up the higher ups claim no editorial responsibility and just blame the lowest level person. Shitbags, every one of them.

“If Mackenzie Were Alive Today, I’d Like To Think She’d Be A Stoolie” - by Dave Portnoy

You have to respect Abueva’s accountability. His hand shot up after the foul--that’s called being a veteran.

Jesus man this vigilante justice stuff in the Philippines is getting out of control.

Targeting the knobs is all well and good, but you’re still gonna get problems from the wankers, yobbos, and bell ends.

You can’t reason with hooligans. Wayne Rooney is an absolute legend and does not deserve to be pushed into a fountain.

Many people aren’t aware that Yoda’s last name is Layheehoo. 

Well that’s just, like, your opinion, man.

This is 100 percent incorrect.