EXECUTE ORDER 69.

But why would they remove Cavill’s moustache, when he’s playing the famously mustachioed Geraldo Rivera? It makes no sense!

OR, try this theory on for size: Some people liked the movie and other people didn’t! It’s one of those things that happen when you get 10 or 12 critics together and vote on lists like this.

I didn’t mean for this to be a Fight Club-worthy plot twist, but: Charles, author of the blurb above, and A.A. Dowd, author of the movie’s review, are different people. I am yet a third, different person. It’s a rich tapestry of more than one writer making a website around here. 

“We brought you a little anchovy, Thufir. You must care for it if you wish to live."

“He who controls the pepperoni controls the universe!”

His Baron Harkonnen cosplay is on fucking point.

holy bone structure of a cast!

But doctor, I am the goddamn Batman.

Fun fact... wait for it... I used to be a hand model and that’s my hand in Zoolander

I had exactly the same thought about David Schwimmer.  

Joule thief!

You know what they thought in 1913? Technology enabled governments to communicate at the speed of electricity. Steamships made commerce around the world practical. Literary and social progress was in ascendence. These pressures would have to deter the prospect of further war, because you’d have to be a madman to…

The scotus as itis now probably wouldn’t recognize us as equal humans. And I love how atheists and Christians alike bring up Leviticus as the issue- Us Jews have more liberal stances towards gay people than those who identify as “nones” on polls. It’s almost as if nobody else has gotten over it but us- and it’s our…

—with a sharpened cricket bat!

Alright, I’ve heard just about enough! I’m getting high as fuck and watching this dumb show later.

“But what if it was Gandhi and E.T.?”

I’m so happy Enter the Void made the list. I’m more in awe of that movie than anything else I’ve ever seen. It’s like a magic trick that just keeps getting more impossible as it goes along.

This oughta shut up those delusional Thyssenkrupp fanboys. Have fun in the lobby, losers, me and my fellow Otisheads are headed to the top, FAST.

That is the second-worst suggestion I’ve received, after Malört.