#MeWWII

Are we still talking about the movie?

Good ol’ Shake Black.

You’re all gonna be singing a different tune when Avengers 4 is all Wong all the time. You’ll all look up at Wong and shout “save us” and he’ll whisper “no.”

No, it’s pretty awesome—Kirk travels back in time and his mom falls in love with him instead of George, and he has to correct the timeline and get back to the future before it’s too late. There’s a great scene where Spock sneaks into George’s bedroom and, since his species cannot lie, accurately identifies himself as…

It’s a sign of maturity when one’s fantasies about beautiful actresses stop involving sex and start involving getting them help with the obvious mental health issues they must have to be attracted to someone like oneself.

Gimme a break! Like you’ve never thought about recruiting for a sex cult.

I absolutely do say “sym-bee-otic,” and so will you if you want to live under this roof.

Okay, then:

Jesus, dude, lighten up. When people say “atheists are just as annoying as religious people,” this is exactly what they’re talking about.

The Singularity, by the way, will begin the day after Ray Kurzweil dies, at the earliest.

“I just love Deyvon.”

¿Donde Wallace en?

Who’s that, Woodrow Tim Taylor’s neighbor?

You took 877 characters to critique something I wrote while I pooped.

“Oh, sick burn!” ~ Woodruff Randolf, President, International Typographical Union

Hannity looks like the enforcer for a prohibition-era Irish mob who ends up getting whacked by his own boss for being too much of a volatile fuck-up.

And the follow up to that, “You may be the secretary he’s sleeping with when he tells his first wife he’s working late, but I’m the head sister wife at his compound in Southern Utah.”

This hot take brought to you by Centuries of Unthinking Male Privilege. Centuries of Unthinking Male Privilege: It’s fucking tiresome!