I believe “Because we aren’t fucking idiots.” turns it from potential shade to straight reading.

Shade? Shade.

And then they came for the group gatherings, And I didn’t speakup because I could go to the bar; And then they came for the barkeeps, And I didn’t speak up because I could stream illegally; And then . . . they came for me . . . And by that time i was watching porn because, who cares about Jags V. Titans?

Both lived, but one’s ability to believe in love died.

That one penguin shouting “Worldstar!” cracked me the f up.

I can’t believe the other penguins just stand around doing virtually nothing. I guess a few of them got their phones out and started filming, but that doesn’t really do anything about the immediate problem. It’s really sad, a sign that our society is going down the drain.

However she got the last one is how she’ll get the next one.

I hope the penguin pussy was worth the ass beating he got. Now he’s just stuck with that penguin hoe, and in 3 years he’ll be wondering if she’s gonna do the same thing to him. Mark my words!

BEAT-UP PENGUIN: Can you believe his shit?

I don’t pretend to know the whole story here, but what a bitch.

One bled over the cuckold’s nest

The Mansplaining. The Goddamn Mansplaining. Donald was downright disrespectful. Jesus.

Hillary has had 30 years of people yelling at her, criticizing her, and 15 years of debate experience. Trump isn’t used to people fact-checking him and hitting him with facts. He’s used to fawning coverage where people kiss his ass and tell him he’s the greatest thing since sliced bread.

I also laughed with glee at the ‘lack of stamina’ accusation. She looked like she could have gone 10 more rounds without getting winded.

And he then proceed to ramble incoherently for 45 seconds like a man coming off his uppers about how he has the better temperament.

I’m delighted with Clinton’s composure tonight. She clearly trained to endure his incessant interruptions with calm and poise, effectively delivering her message in spite of him. It made Trump appear even pettier than usual. Well done, Hillary.

Man, her face when he accused her of not having the temperament for the presidency. It was a work of art.

This is by far one of the most minor examples of Clinton’s dominating Trump, but I like to think her “Between Two Ferns” reference to his “red power tie” led to his stylists’ choosing blue tonight.

I love the moments where she was looking at him and just blinking like “this idiot right here...”