I have no idea where Rick is going to sleep tonight after his wife throws him out of the house. I bet all the hotels in town are crowded, so there must be some way of assuring that he'll have a hotel room available!

Thanksgiving at the Reilly house is going to be awkward on so many levels this year

Typical Indian giver. Right, Rick?

I don't have a joke– I just love this picture and feel the need to bring it up whenever the Founder is brought up again.

Central Illinois Cardinal fans are the worst.

It's pretty clear to me that Ditka vastly overestimated his chances in that election. I mean, for "Senator Ditka" to even be a possibility, Illinois state politics would have to be such a corrupt, inefficient mess, it'd be laughingstock of the entire country.

I'm sure he'd really miss attending classes, and be very sad about the degree he wasn't going to get anyway.

Brian McCann finished the series 0-13 with six strikeouts. So perfect.

And all the SMU fan go crazy.

In order to have a chance at shelter and three square meals a day, many of the migrant workers have now taken to promoting homosexuality in the streets.

That is just sad. I mean, why does Disney on Ice need to take up an entire arena? Ted Williams only seats one.

[reads news]

FAT GUYS THE COLORING BOOK. FAT GUYS THE BREAKFAST CEREAL. FAT GUYS THE LUNCH BOX. FAT GUYS THE FLAMETHROWER (the kids love that one).

IIIIIIIIIIIIIT'S THE CIRRRRRRRCLE, THE CIRCLE OF LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!!

Mine was a supreme lack of ability.

There’s a towel under the door.

I think my greatest downfall as an athlete was uncontrollable laughter at pregame speeches.

I'll just leave this here...

Gotta admire her brass. Not every reporter can maintain their pitch in the face of such orchestrated pomp. Even after being nearly percussed, she manages to throw it around the horn without trumpeting her professionalism. Bravo, Pam.