oh man oh man

oh my god yes give me the good stuff

Oh this is awesome!

Matt Hasselbeck is still playing because it’s an excuse to skip out on family obligations at Thanksgiving and Christmas.

The best part about Jose Mourinho having hurt feelings about the bad performance of Jose Mourinho is that at least Jose Mourinho is still Jose Mourinho and Jose Mourinho is the best Jose Mourinho to ever Jose Mourinho.

The glasses he’s wearing and the shirt tucked into the jeans pretty much answer your question.

Why does he catch like he’s not even familiar with the concept of catching things?

That “captivated crowd noise” = Most Wisconsinites are just shocked to see a human being running.

All due respect to your “1st clip is better” stance, but that 2nd clip is bananas.

He may have won this round. But I think we need the cloud of dust* to settle before deciding if it was the right move for San Francisco to take Alex Smith over Aaron Rodgers.

Let me just counter with this as a perfectly stable Bears fan:

Argentine singer El Dipy

I mean. This deal makes the Phillies look shrewd.

And we have found ourselves a new “excitement” GIF!

This is an appropriate response.

Arturo Vidal will respond to this by getting 5 DUIs in 9 minutes.

Tough week for Volkswagen gets even worse.

Totally full of shit. No one remembers anything about Gerald Williams.