Trump may be deteriorated to the point mentally where he is just confabulating everything, he seriously may not know what is true any longer in the labyrinth he has built in his head.

Confused and angered by their departure from the natural order, Humphrey was determined to see the Browns choke.

My love for Bojack Horseman is vast and infinite, but really now, how much longer can the show go for?

If he played for the USMNT, I guarantee he probably wasn’t very good at sports....

I love the idea of, “Let’s combat anti-Nazi imagery with Trump imagery. That’ll show them who the real Nazis are!”

The last time I went to NOLA I had been diagnosed with gallstones and was awaiting surgery to remove my gallbladder, and eating anything with any fat content whatsoever sent me into excruciating pain for hours. So I couldn’t eat jack shit. It was awful.

I think we’re going to see Mitch McTurtle making the slow crawl to the WH late one night to suggest very firmly in his turtle-y way that resignation is the best path forward. Perhaps with a brokered deal to avoid prosecution. 

I’m with you, but we do need some way to enforce their not slashing wages accordingly. If the answer is that my annual salary goes down by 20% then no.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. A gajillion times yes.

I can’t believe the Patriots went to all this trouble to beat the Dolphins.

All “hot and bothered” like they came from the jungle or something!

Doubling up on a comment, but every bit of body language he expressed was the n-word.

Finebaum might as well have started his rant with

Steve Smith has been the best wide receiver he’s ever played with, and it’s not even close. Greg Olsen has been his leading receiver since then. That organization had a generational talent at QB and failed abysmally to put even an adequate supporting cast around him.  

Not only is the Cam take super lazy (and maybe racist) but Paul’s response in the end is the classic white person response after being told off by a black person who displays passion is to say that the black person is “acting crazy” instead of actually engaging with the substance of what was said.

It’s insane to me that in the year of our Lord 2019 we’re still having “Cam Newton is selfish” conversations. The guy has had no offensive line, no noteworthy receivers, and a platoon of overrated running backs basically ever since he came in the league, and has muscled them to numerous playoff berths and a Super Bowl.

Jeez Paul, why not just wear a sign that says "I'm a racist" on you at all times? Cuz that's one goddamn racist take.

Cam Newton is playing injured and probably has been playing injured for the last 3 or so years. He continued to play, because the Panther’s only other option at that point was...*check notes*...A literal robot who was programmed to throw turnovers and make racial slurs. He didn’t play because he was selfish, he played…

I hope it was his pinning arm. 

This is a cart fire, you’re thinking of a dumpster fire, easy mistake.