Trump may be deteriorated to the point mentally where he is just confabulating everything, he seriously may not know what is true any longer in the labyrinth he has built in his head.

Confused and angered by their departure from the natural order, Humphrey was determined to see the Browns choke.

My love for Bojack Horseman is vast and infinite, but really now, how much longer can the show go for?

Umm. Not blowing my eyeballs out when using my phone at night is by FAR the most valuable reason. And barely even mentioned here. It’s the most practical application by far, and absolutely legit. Must we shit on everything?

What’s with all these blue shirts? You think blue shirts are cool? blue shirts are BULLSHIT. Here’s a weird swerve at some actor to prove my point.

i can’t believe i bothered reading this.

If he played for the USMNT, I guarantee he probably wasn’t very good at sports....

I love the idea of, “Let’s combat anti-Nazi imagery with Trump imagery. That’ll show them who the real Nazis are!”

The last time I went to NOLA I had been diagnosed with gallstones and was awaiting surgery to remove my gallbladder, and eating anything with any fat content whatsoever sent me into excruciating pain for hours. So I couldn’t eat jack shit. It was awful.

I think we’re going to see Mitch McTurtle making the slow crawl to the WH late one night to suggest very firmly in his turtle-y way that resignation is the best path forward. Perhaps with a brokered deal to avoid prosecution. 

Fucking hilarious.

Keep chipping away friend! Eventually that light at the end of the tunnel will be something bright and beautiful and not just another train running you down!

Social Media was a mistake. 

They have no self-awareness. My life isn’t great right now, but I know who the architect of my woes is. The ugly bastard I see in the mirror. For them, it’s always someone else.

I'm happy to see that incels are finally classified as extremists. About time!

Disenchanted

I used to be excited to see "Netflix original". Now it's a sign that I need to Google it to make sure it's something watchable.

I’m with you, but we do need some way to enforce their not slashing wages accordingly. If the answer is that my annual salary goes down by 20% then no.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. A gajillion times yes.

I can’t believe the Patriots went to all this trouble to beat the Dolphins.